dick tats

Breasts with very long nipples.

"The majority of men fed with dick tats as infants are said to grow to be homosexuals."
"Feeding my baby why my dick tats taught them how to use straws at the same time."

by Le Douche Bag January 23, 2008

tit for tat

To show one's tits in exchange for seeing another's tats

Brie wanted to see my eagle tattoo, so I demanded tit for tat.

I got the better end of the deal.

by Cobra McLarge August 16, 2011

Gnat Tats

dem itty bitty titties.

DAYYYYYYYYYYYYuuuM that girl was fine, but she had some gnat tats on her!

by attnsacgonflable January 14, 2009

Splat Tat

When a man has a tattoo on their upper shoulder that men splat on

Dude that guy totally busted on my Splat Tat

by Dragonhawkthunder May 24, 2019

tat-twos

matching tattoos, commemorating undying devotion that will die about the time you tire of the tat-twos, and each other

"Hey babes, let's get tat-twos to show we'll always be true."

by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012

Splat Tat

When a man ejaculates on his woman, outlines the mess with a pen or marker and the woman has the "splat" outline permanently tattooed onto her person. A Splat Tat is a sign of devotion. A commitment / relationship tattoo for the new generation. Couples can also use it in sex games. Perhaps the man can attempt to match the tattoos shape during future love sessions.

Susan has an open mind, but do you think she loves me enough to accept my splat tat.

by JJBidwell March 31, 2015

Tat Rat

A slut that creeps around tattoo shops or conventions in hopes of getting laid by a tattooist which in turn provides the possibility of free navel slut-jewelry.

Generally they wear tiny skirts or booty shorts and don't even have tattoos. They say "Oh my God, did that hurt?" a lot. And hover around the counters with their tits out. Sometimes they travel in packs. "Man dude, that tat rat wants to blow me bad.

by something radical May 26, 2012