The shits of it

The state of being totally over something.

I totally need to move out of this backward town...I have the shits of it!

by timmy leary September 25, 2010

Back to school shits

When it comes time to go back to school and your very nervous, so you get the shits badly.

"Dude, I'm getting nervous because I have to go back to school in a week."
"Do you have the back to school shits yet?"

by null793 September 25, 2015

The Guy Who Shits In The Shower

At curtain times there is a need to take a shit so you have to do it in the shower. Only acceptable if the shower door looks like a toilet.

The guy who shits in the shower is a person who takes a shit in a shower exp. Felix

by TheMasterOfTheShotGun May 30, 2021

pei-wei shits

Spicy noodling turds dotted with sesame seeds. The take home dish that fills the bowl. No chop sticks needed.

That mother fucker runs faster than pei-wei shits.

by Mjr. Nas T. Shit February 23, 2014

Shits fucked

Simplifying all the details in a fucked up situation.

Mr. Giggins: "First I find out my girlfriend cheated on me, then I find out she is actually a prostitute, and then I find out my Dad is a homosexual!"

Dr. Hyphy: "shits fucked"

by zomblerz November 22, 2009

schlitz shits

The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.

Whoever had the schlitz shits in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet NOW.

by Phil Cornholes May 14, 2008

taco shits

The explosive shits you get right after eating mexican food I.E. Taco Bell. As mentioned in "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" a New Line 2004 film.

Oh that mexican food gave me the worse case of the taco shits. I must use the shitter or we are going to have a problem here. Clean up on Asile 3 if you know what I mean.

by The Man With the Plan February 8, 2005