Side swipe

When you are pregnant and cant reach your vagina from the front.

"I tried masturbating last night but I had to Side swipe it"

by Stayawayfromme August 21, 2018

swipe swear

technique used when replacing curses with symbols when chatting/commenting online. to conduct a swipe swear, hold down the shift key and swipe your finger across the number keys in random directions. A great alternative to the asdfjkl;

Ex. 1 (on fb)
Anand: $%^&*()*&^%$%^&*(
Carlos:#$%^&*(*&^%
Emily:!@#$%^&&^%$%^&*()_+
Carlos:123456765456789098766
Carlos: Oops, swipe swear fail.

Ex.2
Ray: insert angry words here because I'm lazy!!!
Sandra: Dude, just swipe swear
Ray: Oh yeah #$%^&&*()(*&^%^&*()_

Ex.3
Jerry: You guys kno we had homework?
Joe: ^&*()_(*&^%$#@#$%^&*(()(**&^%%$%^&^%$$#@!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry: Easy on the swipe swear, dude.

by BYAAAA! November 29, 2010

Rage Swipe

Rushing to the nearest accessible dating app in a spouse-fueled furious outrage to swipe right on as many accounts as possible with every intention of filling the vacant position as if you are some sort of psychotic boss who unexpectedly caught his favorite employee smoking dope in the bathroom.

As soon as I found out she went to the bar last night without telling me I couldn’t help but rage swipe fat bitches on Tinder.

by DosFresco January 4, 2022

Crotch Swipe

The act of someone walking by you and rub their crotch against you accidently or on purpose for a cheap thrill.

yo man, u just crotch swiped my elbow, man thas not cool!

by Keifer Elliott January 10, 2010

Swiped Out

1.) def. When you have viewed everyone one in the suppounding area and ya run out of swipes!

“Man I done swiped right so much I swiped out . The hoes ran dry!”

by Richmond Meiser November 4, 2017

hyped to swipe

Amped up to beat a punk down

Damn homie, I was at the club last night with my ho, and this punk ass white boy started to dance with her. I got so hyped to swipe, but my bitch told me to be cool and we left.

by Leek September 23, 2005

card-swiped

The quintessential “got laid” sexual euphemism where the card is the penis and the credit card terminal (swiper) is the vagina.

Example: My wife got card-swiped by my best friend and now I’m the father of triplets.

by Steve J November 26, 2005