cock swilling

When a person compliments someone excessively; to the point where they might as well just suck the persons dick.

Friend 1: "Look at Randy over!"
Friend 2: "I know! He loves cock swilling Norman."

by mr.mittenskittens June 2, 2014

Stop Swinging the Jackhammer

What you say to someone when they need to calm down and get their shit together. Usually used when they’re acting too wild and annoying.

Woah man, stop swinging the jackhammer and get off the table.

by Ravenouswolfbagger2257 May 8, 2020

shinding

To have a party with a bunch of inbreads

Hey Ma, party is down here, get off the dang roof

by Joe April 19, 2004

swinging eiffel tower

an eiffel tower performed on a swing, with the girl on the bottom and a guy on top of her, while she swings into the other man's penis

all the little kids on the playground pointed at the swinging eiffel tower

by D-sizzler November 9, 2006

Swinging Pig

A pub in Rockingham, West Australia, that is frequented by naval personal (especially pay day thursday) and young mothers looking for a daddy for their bastard child. Swinging pig is derived from 'rocking' and 'ham'.
Be aware, fights in or outside the pub are almost a given every Thursday night, with bored locals meeting up and fighting for no reason.

Guy 1: U going to the swinging pig tonite?

Guy 2: Shiit.... do i have to?

Guy 3: Nothing else to do in this scumbo town

by Denis T August 16, 2008

Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.

I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .

by Davedale August 24, 2019

porch swinging liquor pig

noun. This is used to descibe a drunkard who does nothing all day but sit around and consume alcholic beverages. It also helps if said person is a fat bastard.

Jason and Tom are so lazy, they are the biggest porch swinging liquor pigs I have ever met.

by C_B_Savage December 19, 2006