Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"
Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"
Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."
Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"
Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."
by the R3AL DEF July 23, 2016

by bigalphamalerubie June 25, 2019

by PUSSYSLAYER_420_69 February 19, 2021

When your unsuspecting partner is sleeping next to you. You start masturbating then sneak into position, and you ejaculate across their eyes.
by Heybabe380 December 31, 2023

by Tannaredmaine August 2, 2024

A swimmer, the sexiest humankind ever to exist. The defined, sharp abs and the bulky arms, combined with the biggest shoulders imaginable. Swimmers are great people as well. A real team never talks behind each others backs, and will always support each other. You can tell there's this kind of personality regarding an individual swimmer you meet at school too.
Swimmers are committed 100%, and we will go any length at any speed to get that record or medal.
At practice, you feel good when you can go fast. When you are invincible. After practice, we hug our friends who are going to swim right after us, to be friendly, but really we want to be annoying and get their clothes wet. Whatever. We're gonna get wet anyway. Then, you go into the change room. If you're a male, there's a 1000% chance there's a goofy homosexual in there waiting to get you somehow. If you're a female, you will hear screaming through the other walls. If you have a universal change room, chances are that something weird will happen that you don't want to see.
Basically, a swimmer is sexy.
Swimmers are committed 100%, and we will go any length at any speed to get that record or medal.
At practice, you feel good when you can go fast. When you are invincible. After practice, we hug our friends who are going to swim right after us, to be friendly, but really we want to be annoying and get their clothes wet. Whatever. We're gonna get wet anyway. Then, you go into the change room. If you're a male, there's a 1000% chance there's a goofy homosexual in there waiting to get you somehow. If you're a female, you will hear screaming through the other walls. If you have a universal change room, chances are that something weird will happen that you don't want to see.
Basically, a swimmer is sexy.
Some random kid: oH mY gOsH I HaD tO wAkE uP aT 7:00 tOdAy FoR a TrYoUt!!!!!! ThIs Is AbUsE!!!!
Swimmer: OHHHH POOR YOU... *dies in 4:30am*
Swimmer: OHHHH POOR YOU... *dies in 4:30am*
by pinkypoodle9981 November 25, 2022

