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Swimmer's Ear

When you leave a mass of water and still have the feeling of water still trapped inside of your ear
Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"

Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"

Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."
by the R3AL DEF July 23, 2016
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Swimmer

you’re such a swimmer!
dude i’m not aidan.
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Male swimmer

Friend- “Yooo is that a gay fish?”
Other friend- “nah that’s just a male swimmer
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Swimmers Blindfold

When your unsuspecting partner is sleeping next to you. You start masturbating then sneak into position, and you ejaculate across their eyes.
Steve said to Ashley "I am going to give you a swimmers blindfold."
by Heybabe380 December 31, 2023
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Swimmer's ear

When a man is about to climax and ejaculates in his partner's ear
Last night he gave her swimmer's ear.
by Tannaredmaine August 2, 2024
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swimmer

A swimmer, the sexiest humankind ever to exist. The defined, sharp abs and the bulky arms, combined with the biggest shoulders imaginable. Swimmers are great people as well. A real team never talks behind each others backs, and will always support each other. You can tell there's this kind of personality regarding an individual swimmer you meet at school too.

Swimmers are committed 100%, and we will go any length at any speed to get that record or medal.

At practice, you feel good when you can go fast. When you are invincible. After practice, we hug our friends who are going to swim right after us, to be friendly, but really we want to be annoying and get their clothes wet. Whatever. We're gonna get wet anyway. Then, you go into the change room. If you're a male, there's a 1000% chance there's a goofy homosexual in there waiting to get you somehow. If you're a female, you will hear screaming through the other walls. If you have a universal change room, chances are that something weird will happen that you don't want to see.

Basically, a swimmer is sexy.
Some random kid: oH mY gOsH I HaD tO wAkE uP aT 7:00 tOdAy FoR a TrYoUt!!!!!! ThIs Is AbUsE!!!!
Swimmer: OHHHH POOR YOU... *dies in 4:30am*
by pinkypoodle9981 November 25, 2022
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Swimmer

I want to know what it means when one guy asks another guy if the girl is a swimmer
Is she a swimmer
by anonymous March 1, 2021
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