When your unsuspecting partner is sleeping next to you. You start masturbating then sneak into position, and you ejaculate across their eyes.
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Swimmers are committed 100%, and we will go any length at any speed to get that record or medal.
At practice, you feel good when you can go fast. When you are invincible. After practice, we hug our friends who are going to swim right after us, to be friendly, but really we want to be annoying and get their clothes wet. Whatever. We're gonna get wet anyway. Then, you go into the change room. If you're a male, there's a 1000% chance there's a goofy homosexual in there waiting to get you somehow. If you're a female, you will hear screaming through the other walls. If you have a universal change room, chances are that something weird will happen that you don't want to see.
Basically, a swimmer is sexy.
Swimmers are committed 100%, and we will go any length at any speed to get that record or medal.
At practice, you feel good when you can go fast. When you are invincible. After practice, we hug our friends who are going to swim right after us, to be friendly, but really we want to be annoying and get their clothes wet. Whatever. We're gonna get wet anyway. Then, you go into the change room. If you're a male, there's a 1000% chance there's a goofy homosexual in there waiting to get you somehow. If you're a female, you will hear screaming through the other walls. If you have a universal change room, chances are that something weird will happen that you don't want to see.
Basically, a swimmer is sexy.
Some random kid: oH mY gOsH I HaD tO wAkE uP aT 7:00 tOdAy FoR a TrYoUt!!!!!! ThIs Is AbUsE!!!!
Swimmer: OHHHH POOR YOU... *dies in 4:30am*
Swimmer: OHHHH POOR YOU... *dies in 4:30am*
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