Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"

by FrigOff May 20, 2014

swimmer

a person who swims.

i used to be a swimmer

by swimmer jk January 19, 2019

Swimmer

a swimmer is aidan i don’t have one wells

you’re such a swimmer!
dude i’m not aidan.

by bigalphamalerubie June 25, 2019

I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019

the swimmer

When you rape a girl behind a dumpster and get off.

Dude I pulled off the swimmer last night!

...im calling the police

by TylerMemer99 December 13, 2017

early swimmer s

Precum

Pre ejaculation

I got early swimmer s in my pants

by joshhudson313 June 17, 2017

Swimmer's Ear

When you leave a mass of water and still have the feeling of water still trapped inside of your ear

Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"

Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"

Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."

by the R3AL DEF July 23, 2016