early swimmer s

Precum

Pre ejaculation

I got early swimmer s in my pants

by joshhudson313 June 17, 2017

Dick Swimmer

A person who is capable of deepthroating or getting mouth fucked by a penis for longer periods.

Ken:"John Mcfucker can mouth fuck Clitty Assborne for like 30 mins."

Greg:"Yeah, Assborne is a very good dick swimmer. That should be put in a Guinness Book or something."

by Marc Mcfucker January 30, 2022

Swimmer's Ear

When you leave a mass of water and still have the feeling of water still trapped inside of your ear

Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"

Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"

Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."

by the R3AL DEF July 23, 2016

I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019

Back Swimmer

When you get back shots and you got the swimmers on your back. Also an aquatic bug.

I finally got with Katie last week and gave hers hella back swimmers.

by Libbydunn February 14, 2024

Swimmer's ear

When a man is about to climax and ejaculates in his partner's ear

Last night he gave her swimmer's ear.

by Tannaredmaine August 2, 2024

Swimmer

a swimmer is aidan i don’t have one wells

you’re such a swimmer!
dude i’m not aidan.

by bigalphamalerubie June 25, 2019