Swimmer's Mouth 

When a person starts to swim so much that their face and mouth start to turn into ones of a fish

Person 1: Hey his face is fucked up he looks like he has trouble breathing

Person 2: Naw thats just charlie, he joined the swim team in the beginning of the year, mild case of Swimmer's Mouth.

Person 1: OH GOD DAYUMMMM!!!!

Swimmer's Mouth by SwallowSista January 13, 2011

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Mostly wandering about 90% naked most of their lives, swimmers, in fact, are usually homosexual... especially ones by the name of Eddie. Some of them might have potential for great bedroom antics, but lack the skills to woo a woman... therefore resorting to masterbation or same-sex relationships with their colleagues.

The swimmer spent most of his day in the water with his team mates, therefore his oppurtunity-cost of working on women skills was spent practicing for the big meet.

swimmer by Aanik August 30, 2006

Swimmer

someone who swims in a chlorinated pool so often that their hair becomes an ugly shade of yellow and becomes all wirey. They also occasionally grow moles out of differant portions of their body (including the penis) but does not get acne all over the places of cheeks, forehead, or the genitals.

colby is a swimmer. he has a swimmers penis, everytime he turns around you can see his yellow pubic hair.

Colby swims so often that he got ugly yellow swimmer hair.

Swimmer by Mark Schofield July 20, 2007

Swimmer's Ear 

Immediately after completing the act of fingering a girl you use the same finger to administer a wet willy.

Swimmer's ear is a very strange sex act but I find it very satisfying.

Swimmer's Ear by Coinage13 June 4, 2015

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A swimmer is someone who got rejected from the basketball team during the winter sports season. "Mostly." Swimmers are the best "good-looking" athletes out of all sports.

Michael Phelps and Ian Thorpe

swimmer by John Beer May 13, 2005

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albanian scum swimming across the english channel learning there profesion on the way over.

useless chippys / labourers / chefs / waiters

swimmer by haydn June 5, 2004

Skimmers 

The act of Avoiding bodily contact, usually with the intent to hurt

Sensei Skimmered away as Zanderif tried to tackle her

Skimmers by Zanderif March 28, 2005