swifties

most annoying fandom in the fandoms history

swifties are so miserable

by realbitchesdictionary.com May 23, 2024

Swifty

Fast, Prompt, Efficient

Similar to Swifty, a freelancing app created for cool people that want things to be settled swiftly.

by swiftygigs August 23, 2022

swifties

the exact defintions of people in the music fandom that need to be put in a mental assylum

Swifties need pysical help and are fucking demons

by 💎~Rashine~🤍 June 17, 2024

SwiftY

A penis drawn in 2 seconds or less

I drew a swifty on his paper.

by CalebPoland February 21, 2015

Swifty

A quick and forceful hand job

Before work my girlfriend gave me a swifty before I dropped her off

by riley1989 November 23, 2022

Swifty

A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.

Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."

by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021

Swifties

A cult member to the world's most unethical singer.

Swifties will drink almond milk out a wine glass, shout uncontrollably for no reason and will engage in other terrifying acts.

by Birdah January 24, 2024