The act of assigning or delegating work to others without informing the delegatee of the work assigned. The person who is assinged the work often is suprised when the task is revealed.
Mike just asked me for an update on project X. I didn't even know i was supposed to be working on project x... just another example of his suprise delegation.
by ihcw July 20, 2010
Get the Suprise Delegationmug. When you're taking a poop, but when you go to wipe you clench your butt hole and the toilet paper rips and sticks to your butt.
by LukeDaFluke March 1, 2017
Get the Sticky suprisemug. by ttc5w6z March 14, 2012
Get the Fart Suprisemug. When u wake ur whore up with a cumshot in the mouth. This definition only applies if she bitch swallows AND if does not fall back asleep.
by CrackWhoreLaranda January 9, 2017
Get the Suprise Breakfastmug. by TR!sT1bo11 m00 November 11, 2019
Get the suprise buttsexmug. When a male of the human species puts whipped cream on the tip of his genitalia and then inserts the penal shaft into the mouth of a sleeping victim. This is to be done gently so the victim does not wake, and the purpose of the whipped cream is to cover up the taste of semen.
Aww man. I woke up with a white creamy substance in my mouth, it kinda tastes like whipped cream, I think I was given a Scottish Suprise! Fuck
by biznatch8==D August 16, 2008
Get the Scottish Suprisemug. 1. Sprinkling asbestos onto the drip end of your dick and get a blowjob
2. Rigging someone's corn flakes with zyklon b and have them eat it.
3. Put an unborn fetus under the covers of someone's bed.
4. what you get when you get a flu shot from an already used needle
5. The very moment you discover you have AIDS.
2. Rigging someone's corn flakes with zyklon b and have them eat it.
3. Put an unborn fetus under the covers of someone's bed.
4. what you get when you get a flu shot from an already used needle
5. The very moment you discover you have AIDS.
by nicest terrorist January 10, 2010
Get the biohazard suprisemug.