the shlits

a form of diarrea, commonly caused from either eating the worng food or by eating/drinking a laxative.

on thursday luke owen had the shlits!

by josh May 7, 2005

Slitzo

A person with leaniant sexual/moral values either male or female. Also see; Slut, Pimp, Whore, Player, Skank.

What a slitzo, that is the 5th person he/she has been with tonight.

by Mono December 9, 2003

slitlin

adj: To obtain sexual pleasure from the act of gyrating on a raised, hard surface

"what ya doing there on that window sill?"

"im just slitlin, yeoooooooooooooo"

by Peachypeach January 27, 2007

slit-knife-cut

To speak bullshit to make others think you are a tough guy with a computer, when your really a fat douche with a computer.

slit-knife-cut:
Yes I do make hacks for a certain Enterprise.

I got laid when I was 12.

by Professor Spud January 20, 2008

Slitta

A sprung person who will sit home, cry, sob, & be bitter over a another individual who doesn't want them. I.E someone who acts depressed over another individual.

"Let's go out, who cares about him/her stop being a slitta."

by AnneMarie, Juliet, Kat, Marina August 13, 2008

slitastic

A girl with a really really hot sexy vagina.

Man, that girl is slitastic.

by Phillip S. Barker October 27, 2009

Slit Whisper

When a women expels air from her vagina, or more commonly known as a queef.

When I was going down on Jackie the bitch slit whispered in my face.

by DDK2501 December 21, 2011