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Barber Stories are bullshit stories your barber tells you. Barbers tend to lie a lot for seemingly no reason.
Guy “My barber told me he’s a crypto millionaire.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”
by Race relations October 31, 2025
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oh, and did your book of stories tell you that?
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A fever dream while on a sugar high and late night coffee. Add lack of sleep, cocaine, and adrenaline. All for kids.
Person 1: "Lewis Carol's stories are basically just a fever dream for kids."
Person 2: "While on a sugar high and lack of sleep."
Person 1: "And let's add some adrenaline for fun."
Person 2: "And coffee at 10 PM."
Person 1: "And perhaps a dash of cocaine."
by Minty Mochis December 7, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories In Bemba: The First Juvenile Release.
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Ha! If THAT isn't a Freudian slip I don't know what is!
Hym "Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories? You're sitting in an air conditioned office and lying about the actual reason behind the drone strikes."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2025
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