Stonk

Stocks that have no fundamental value (mostly bankrupt companies), but people buy them and the price skyrockets for no good reason at all. And when they plummet, novice investors wonder why.

Robinhood investors really love their stonks!

by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020

Stonking

The definition stonking means I love your dog

I stonking you

by Kofing July 16, 2021

Stonk

A heavy artillery bombardment.

A mortar stonk

by LucyB_ March 3, 2023

Stonks

beeg stocks

Guys, we are getting stonks!

by ppsuccser September 26, 2020

stonks

when you trade a full inventory of netherite blocks for one carrot

stonks

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR March 10, 2022

National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult stonk for absolutely no reason and show no mercy at all.
Even if he is at rock bottom, insult him to the fullest extent on July 22nd.

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "stonk smells like a skunk" - "stonk more like stink"

by coreguy July 22, 2024

Stonks

Stonks=gud cash money

I hav gud stonks in dogecoin.

by Galantisof312 October 5, 2021