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simulstalk

a situation in which the person you are currently stalking online posts something on your profile while you are posting something on theirs
We totally simulstalked the other day when you posted that vegan bacon explosion recipe on ma fahbooks. I was looking at pictures from your cousin's Bat Mitzvah. Looked like a BLAST. Anyway, see ya when i do! Byes.
by Randy Sassafras September 14, 2010
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simulstance

an even that happens simultaneously with others.
We are familiar with a hella lot of simulstances.
by uttam maharjan March 17, 2012
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Stimulatriste

To stimulate someone in a manner that both sexually arouses them and makes them sad.
Phone sex is ok I guess but it really stimulatristes me more than anything, because I still have to jerk off.
by Ramses December 23, 2014
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stimulated patient

Stimulated patient is an actual profession, where the person who has this as his career acts like a sick person so that medical students can practice their medical bedside manners on him
" what do you do for living?"

"I'm a part time stimulated patient "
by Lazordy February 15, 2021
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Stimulitis

The feeling you have once you have received your government stimulus check.
My employees no longer feel the need to show up for work due to stimulitis.
by Jolleyman April 2, 2021
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Stimulate

Have you ever stimulated your senses with 5 gum?, I hope so, because it has found to be true that you have never lived if not done. Scientists have proven the fact that you do not bypass if you do not stimulate. If you do not have 5 gum, buy it . If you do not have 5 gum.. get extra or trident so you can stimulate
Have you ever stimulated?” “Stimulate now if not done before.”
“Get 5 gum.’
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Hypothermic Stimulation

A conditional that makes people (predominantly McDonald's employees) sexually aroused when commiting coitus in highly low temperatures.
"I heard two of the night shift workers at the airport McDonald's had sex in the freezer room. I think They've got Hypothermic stimulation
by Lankyman01 January 31, 2019
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