Steven

\stee-vin\ noun

1. A drunk.

2. Alcoholic beverages.

-verb- To get Stevened
1. To drink...usually to excess.

Oh my god...Look at that Steven all passed out!

Hey, pick me up a bottle of Steven on your way over.

How Stevened are you?!?!

by Ralonz October 21, 2007

Steven

Creepy tall white kid that wants to be black. looks like freddy krueger but acts like k fed. Has a foot fetish and stalks his ex girlfriends. Has a problem with explosive diarrhea. Calls in bomb threats, and cries about being lonely.

Andy: "Did you just hear that white kid say 'sup my homie'?"
Drew: "Yea, what a Steven!!!"

by stupidpeoplehaters May 4, 2010

Steven

gay midget who needs some steroids

Wow look at that little Steven

by lorida31 October 24, 2008

Steven

Some fucker who is annoying yet funny

Person 1: Dammit, here comes Steven.
Person 2: yep. But he’s funny though.
Person 1: Shit, your right.

by The Great Beano July 20, 2018

Steven

A supper cool hot strong thug guy who has lots of freinds (most of his freinds are gangsters) all girls secretly love him and he has lots of crazy secrets

Stevens party was lit

by 905 shooter December 5, 2017

Steven

Steve is a tall, cool guy who loves beer more than his family. He likes to smoke weed but he is very caring and ambitious. He doesn't have a very outgoing personally but has fun and captures a group with his humor and kindness.

Steven is cool man

by Unknown anonymous guy ya June 19, 2016

steven

1. The man bitch of a group of friends.
2. A tool.

"Start being a steven, and get me a can of coke."
"You're such a steven, I can jack off by myself thank you."

by Cainus January 3, 2009