Stephen Curry

An allstar NBA point guard on the Golden State Warriors. A godly shooter that makes other allstars shake their heads. Despite his super hero like shooting, he's extremely unselfish and in the top 5 in the league in assists. His career high in points is 54. Nobody has seen a 3-point shooter this smooth since Ray Allen and Reggie Miller in their primes. When I throw a balled up piece of paper in the trash, I say CURRY!

Did you see Stephen Curry go for 40 points and 8 assists yesterday?

by Ethan Randall November 15, 2014

marc stephenson

The hottest, most amazing person ever. However, once you get to know him you'll soon find out his massive collection of bearded dragon porn and his unending desire to pound his students heads into pulp.

That nigga looks like a marc stephenson, I wouldn't trust him...

by Ike Stephenson January 31, 2020

Stephen Colbert

Your typical late night show host who relies on bashing Trump because it’s the only thing keeping his show going.

Person 1: Do you watch Stephen Colbert?
Person 2: Why would I want to watch an hour long “orange man bad” joke?

by dyldyl9 January 28, 2021

Stephen

Stephen is an innocent and honest person, yet full of unexpected surprises. He's very intelligent and focused, but can also be considered oblivious to something begging to be noticed. Stephen is kind hearted and family oriented. He's a devoted Christian and is very passionate about his beliefs while keeping an open mind. He's able to separate himself from others, naturally denying conformity, and unafraid to express his opinions and insight. Stephen can be stubborn, and often doesn't accept losing, but has proven to be an excellent listener. First impressions are often wrong, as he may seem to be meek and quiet (Or possibly a smart ass), but eventually discovered to be very musically talented, brilliant, and his "Witty banter" or odd facial expressions will easily make you smile. His unique appearance allows him to stand out in the crowd, yet his personality is easily misunderstood. If you're lucky enough, His true personality may eventually be revealed to you.

Stephen wishes he could prove his manliness.

According to Stephen, a mob of Sumo Wrestlers could destroy an Alpaca with super powers.

I am stunned by Stephen's logic.

Stephen happens to believe he is beyond amazing in bed.

You're Silly , Stephen . :)

by HereComesTheSun(: September 26, 2010

Stephenson

Stephenson is a prophet of the universe. He was sent to the mortal world to lead people into battle against the angels. He is unbeaten and has a striking resemblance to a young Matt Damon. Women hang off his dick, leaving a trail of poon in his wake. He was the cause of the 40 day flood mentioned in the bible. He always wins.

Stephenson Wins.

Guy 1: "Dude, that chick has had a smile on her face all day"
Guy 2: "She probably got with Stephenson"

by JasonBourne7 October 15, 2013

Stephen Fincher

1) An asshole Republican politician from Tennessee, who thinks it unconscionable to feed the poor, because the Federal government spends too much money.

2) An asshole Republican politician from Tennessee, who receives millions of dollars in Federal farm subsidy money.

Wow! Stephen Fincher receives millions in Federal farm subsidies, but doesn't think the Federal government should feed the poor! What a Stephen Fincher!

by Reverend Animal May 20, 2013

Stephen Sondheim

The greatest composer and lyricist ever to walk the great white way. He wrote the music to such masterpieces such as, Company, Sweeney Todd, into the woods, and Assassins. His music pulls your heartstrings and makes you feel the emotions the characters are feelings.

“Sure he is talented, but he is no Stephen Sondheim”

by Truerodentia December 2, 2019