by alaskan fire donker April 25, 2016

You shit on a girls stomach and upside down fuck her tits so you cum in the shit with great precision. You pick it up with your dick and put it in a blender. (Don't put your dick in the blender) blend your wonderful mixture and lather your hoe and fuck day ass with your shit filled shlong.
by miles davis5678485 February 14, 2014

While wearing a turtleneck shirt/sweater that is tucked into your pants, you fart. The gas then travels up the shirt/sweater and out the turtleneck.
by Walk DMC January 26, 2017

Whilst fucking her in the ass, you take a hit of the cigarette you’ve been smoking, spread her ass cheeks, blow into asshole and you wait for her to fart it back out into your mouth.
I hit her with that Carolina Steamboat Repo last night.
She said her ass hasn’t burnt that bad since Tyrell came through with another classic Carolina Steamboat Repo.
She said her ass hasn’t burnt that bad since Tyrell came through with another classic Carolina Steamboat Repo.
by Hotboy_666 March 3, 2018

Arose in Steamboat, Colorado due to the large number of young males and small number of young, nubile women. It desciribes the women that are earthy, hippie types that prefer not to shave or trim their pussy hair (and often their legs or underarms). If their hair sticks out from the sides of their panties, it is like a clown hat like where the clown has big hair sticking out the sides of his hat and all around his head.
Tom: Man, how was that chick last night?
Randy: She was a Steamboat Clown Hat.
Tom: That bad, huh?
Randy: Yeah, she hadn't shaved that thing in months.
I was afraid of what was in there, but I didn't turn it down.
Tom: Glad, it was you and not me!
Randy: She was a Steamboat Clown Hat.
Tom: That bad, huh?
Randy: Yeah, she hadn't shaved that thing in months.
I was afraid of what was in there, but I didn't turn it down.
Tom: Glad, it was you and not me!
by jmo12345 February 12, 2013

Smithsonian Steamboat is a term used when an older lady smokes a cigar or vape with her vaginal canal then another person pulls the smoke out of her vagina with there mouths and blows it back into the older lady's mouth.
Crum: WHO WANTS A SMITHSONIAN STEAMBOAT
*The people at the retirment home look at him confused*
Crum then proceeds to give everyone a Smithsonian Steamboat
Everyone wins
*The people at the retirment home look at him confused*
Crum then proceeds to give everyone a Smithsonian Steamboat
Everyone wins
by BlowMo2ndCusion December 11, 2024
