steamy muffin

The act of shitting in one's hand then inserting the feces into your partner's butt while screaming "Steamy Muffin!"

Hey Jane have you had any steamy muffins lately?

by Manslut5000 October 06, 2013

Steamy thigh

That super squishy delicious part of the thigh where the heat comes from

Pocket ninjas have the steamy thighs

by Things and stuff February 23, 2020

steamy blizzard

A male receiving a blowjob while shitting then ejaculates all over the face of the person giving head.

I gave my girlfriend a steamy blizzard last night and her face looked like a ski slope that smelled shitty!

by Hambone1228 July 26, 2017

Steamy pants

When someone's pants are said to be steaming, either through having shit themselves or through being phenominally attractive.

I'd love to get into her steamy pants

or

He should go change his steamy pants

by CapitateEdd January 19, 2012

steamy link

A Steamy Link is when two people sharing a double sided dildo for anal play. When the dildo is inserted deep into both rectums and both users defecate ate the same time. This is a steamy link. Also Dave is a piece of shit....

Oh man Dave and Adam shared a steamy link.

by Tremujin October 20, 2017

Steamy Sasso

The act of defacating on your sexual partners face, then plastic wraping it on.

She was such a freak in bed and she liked to be Steamy Sasso'd

by froggy486 June 23, 2010

Steamy Roller

Much like a Cleveland Steamer; the act of shitting on one's sexual partner's chest and proceeding to smear it around in a circular motion with one's ass cheeks.

My girlfriend let me try the Steamy Roller last night. You couldn't even see her under the three feet of shit I flopped on her chest. She looked like a shit demon when I was done smearing it everywhere. Best night evar.

by Steamy Roller 4evar#Onyourface December 03, 2013