Squirrel

A male, usually of college age, typically drunk, who makes obvious advances on large number of women in a short period of time.

Derived from that fact that squirrels go from tree to tree trying to find a nut

Dude John is a total squirrel tonight he has hit on every woman in this bar.

by crew8221 March 09, 2004

squirreled

After a girl is done giving you head she keeps your cum in the side of her cheek tricking you into thinking she swallowed it. Then when you kiss her she spits it back in your mouth.

Ashly gave me the best head the other day, but just when I thought it was ok to kiss her that ho squirreled me!

by zostron3030 March 14, 2008

Squirreling

The act of cramming your dick so far into a female that your nuts stay warm for the winter.

Dude, I heard that guy was squirreling so hard last night that he cracked a nut.

by Thebushyc May 05, 2015

Squirrel

The furry woodland creatures that will one day rule the wrold if the Bunny Mafia fails to destroy them. They also have Garbage and Recycling trucks as well as French paper trucks on thier side. Watch out for abnormally dirty cars and sparkling white ones, those are in use of the squirrels (as well as ones with squirrels painted on them and the words "SQUIRRELS ZHALL RULEZ ZEE WORLDZ!" obviously)

Person 1: That white car has been parked outside our house for an hour
Person 2: Is it really clean?
Person 1: Yeah...?
Person 2: DUCK FOR COVER!
*Squirrels come out of the car and start shooting in random directions*

by Bunny Mafia July 25, 2006

Squirrel

Someone that is always on your nuts and always co-signs on what you do.

Sarah: I won the tournament

Tom: You trash for real

Sarah: You a squirrel!

by Ohwowandioopsksksksksksk September 14, 2019

Squirrel

A person who's obviously gay for their best friend, but they're still in the closet and pretending to be a ladies' man.

See also Dean Winchester

Wow, did you see the latest episode of Merlin? Arthur's such a squirrel!

by Dark hole of depression October 03, 2018

Squirrel

Squirrel is delicious, nutritious and practically ubiquitous. You can use it for eating (cooking or eating it raw), heating (using it as firewood) or beating (once rigor mortis sets in, it becomes quite stiff, almost like a baseball bat).

1.
Guy 1: "My mom always prepared me squirrel soup when i was sick"

2.
Guy 1:"Oh shit! He's beating him with a dead squirrel!"

Guy 3: "OH GOD PLEASE STOP OH PLEASE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WR---ACK!"
Guy 2:"Hol up i gotta record this"

by Sumrandomknucklesinatank April 02, 2022