Squirrel

An evil little creature, that is seen in the forest or when your super high. If you ever see one of these creatures be aware that it is ploting against you and all of society. This creature is bent on taking over the world!!!
person a (while looking at his hand): Oh Shit!! It's a squirrel!!
person b: WTF?!?!
by mitch_hellyeah December 10, 2008
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The squirrel is eating my nuts of pea.
by B.S.S.M December 09, 2003
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Squirrel

A male, usually of college age, typically drunk, who makes obvious advances on large number of women in a short period of time.

Derived from that fact that squirrels go from tree to tree trying to find a nut
Dude John is a total squirrel tonight he has hit on every woman in this bar.
by crew8221 March 09, 2004
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After a girl is done giving you head she keeps your cum in the side of her cheek tricking you into thinking she swallowed it. Then when you kiss her she spits it back in your mouth.
Ashly gave me the best head the other day, but just when I thought it was ok to kiss her that ho squirreled me!
by zostron3030 March 14, 2008
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Squirrel

The furry woodland creatures that will one day rule the wrold if the Bunny Mafia fails to destroy them. They also have Garbage and Recycling trucks as well as French paper trucks on thier side. Watch out for abnormally dirty cars and sparkling white ones, those are in use of the squirrels (as well as ones with squirrels painted on them and the words "SQUIRRELS ZHALL RULEZ ZEE WORLDZ!" obviously)
Person 1: That white car has been parked outside our house for an hour
Person 2: Is it really clean?
Person 1: Yeah...?
Person 2: DUCK FOR COVER!
*Squirrels come out of the car and start shooting in random directions*
by Bunny Mafia July 25, 2006
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Squirrel

Someone that is always on your nuts and always co-signs on what you do.
Sarah: I won the tournament

Tom: You trash for real

Sarah: You a squirrel!
by Ohwowandioopsksksksksksk September 14, 2019
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Squirrel

A person who's obviously gay for their best friend, but they're still in the closet and pretending to be a ladies' man.

See also Dean Winchester
Wow, did you see the latest episode of Merlin? Arthur's such a squirrel!
by Dark hole of depression October 03, 2018
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