Springfield Township High School Administration

The Most incompetent administration known to mankind. Famous for not fixing anything in the school for 20+ years and caring more about the LGBTQ community and their public image more then the regular student

Holy Fuck the Springfield Township High School Administration is really damn incompetent they blew our whole budget on useless TVs instead of fixing the air system!

by Free Gat February 18, 2019

Springfield International Charter School 2021-2022

You probably live in Western Mass if you look this up. This school is so fucking bad. Thers got fights 24/7 and shit on the floor. Kids smoking weed in the lower area. cough cough gavin. The school is like 60% black people 15% white and 25% asians. 6th graders yellin "Pushin P" in the hallways. Our basketball team is legit made a of black people and like 1 white kid. The school is so easy to pass now. Honestly Sabis was better. And theres so much asians. FUckin HaTE asians.

Kid: have you herd of Springfield International Charter School 2021-2022
KidB: yeah i went there. I Got shit on my shoes now.

by Ajsodhad January 28, 2022

Springfield, Chelmsford

Bunch of moist niggas who’ve listen to 1hunna and think their onit 😂😂Watch one day when they get caught lacking by M block man their gonna get smoked.

That guys Giving verbal and will call 20 of his pals to back his beef against a yute, he’s probably from Springfield, Chelmsford

by Zt.12 May 8, 2020

Springfield Power Washer

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, and then proceeding to clean the ejaculate off of their face, by means of urinating on their face, until it’s clear.

~B1&X

Bro…. I took this bitch home from the bar, and gave her the Springfield Power Washer. She got a little pissed after that.

by ItsActuallyX September 4, 2025

Dusty Springfield

Giving a rusty trombone with dry cotton mouth while wearing a Bart Simpson mask. When they finish you shout "Don't have a cow man!" And slap them in the face.

"Yeah dude, I totally gave her a Dusty Springfield."

by ray.rubies April 24, 2020

Buffalo Springfield

A short-lived one-hit-wonder band where Stephen Stills began his music career. The group disbanded after less than two years together because of several legal troubles involving some of the band members. An attempted reunion in 2010 also went over like a lead balloon. Stephen Stills would later find success in a solo career, as well as one of the eponymous members of the supergroup "Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young."

Buffalo Springfield is perhaps best remembered for the song "For What It's Worth," which has unfortunately aged extremely well.
"Paranoia strikes deep" indeed.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 31, 2021

new springfield

The place is filled with rednecks and red neck wannabes. There school not only have a yearly donkey basketball game when the players ride donkeys, but they also have a yearly tractor day where everyone drives there tractors to school. Which the wannabes just have there fucking ride lawnmowers. The roads are shit, the cops are petty as fuck, and if you don’t grow corn then why the fuck are you there? But they do have a subway.

Jim: where do you wanna go on spring break
Tod: I was thinking new Springfield

Jim: no.

by Springfield resident April 3, 2018