blue scooter

When you have blue balls and have to dry hump your pillow because your girlfriend won't put out.

That bitch Vanessa wouldn't drain my sack last night, so while she was grabbing a snack from the fridge I blue scootered all over her pillow. Flipped it over afterwards so she wouldn't find it until she snuggled into bed that night.

by Fenster's Fu September 22, 2022

shoot your cuffs

A male preening gesture, whereby a man wearing a suit extends both his arms rapidly outwards (i.e. shoot), so that his dress shirt sleeves extend nicely beyond his suit sleeves.

Ready for the big dance? You look good in that suit. Shoot your cuffs for me. There, much better.

by Philosophistry March 1, 2009

scootypuff

When a disability scooter has the unfortunate fate of bearing the weight of a whale and, over prolong hours of torture, begins to break down, thus causing the poor machine to emit sounds such as puff puff.

Fat chick : I need a new scooter because of knee condishuns!
Employee : Looks like another case of scootypuff!
Fat Chick : DIRTY SEXIST MEN! I HAVE CONDISHUNS!

by Minjo May 17, 2015

poop shoot

Hello, friend. If you've arrived at this definition, then you don't know how to spell poop chute. That's okay; it's a common error. People often become confused because shoot and chute are homophones. In addition, the idea of one's butt as "poop shoot" does make sense on some level if one imagines the asshole as a sort of gun that shoots poop as a projectile. This sort of thinking, however, is misguided. In actual fact, the imagery from which this slang term is derived envisions one's butthole as a chute from which poop is discarded.

Remember, kids, it's "poop chute," not "poop shoot." The more you know...

by TobyTheRobot July 8, 2007

The Poop and Shoot

The act of taking a shit while masturbating until you cum then trying to catch it in your mouth as it shoots up.

I wanted to double the pleasure, so I did the poop and shoot.

by Turk and JD February 27, 2009

shoot my shot

Give a person a chance to try to get with you

"Bro Abby needs to let me shoot my shot with her"
Im finna shoot my shot

by Joseph slippery February 2, 2017

Scooter People

People who have eaten themselves into such a terrible state that they can no longer walk. Their only means of mobility is by a scooter (found in Walmart, Target, etc).

Oh my, look at those Scooter People! Sarah exclaimed as she observed the people at Walmart that shop at 3am that are too damn fat to walk on their own, and also park in the handicapped parking spots simply for being too fat to walk to the store.

by The British BJ September 4, 2011