there is no spoon

A line made popular by the movie The Matrix, in responce to someone asking for, holding, or even talking about a spoon.

"Dude, can you hand me a spoon?"
"There is NO SPOON!"

by MatrixFreak January 20, 2004

spoon

utensil consisting of a small, shallow bowl on a handle, used in preparing, serving, or eating food

I used my spoon to eat cereal this morning for breakfast.

by Phillis1 May 20, 2005

spooned

Being owned to a large extent. Or getting raped in the ass. Also refered to as two people getting intimate without intercourse known as spooning.

did you see when that crazy prick spooned that passed out guy at last nights party.

by chubbsmaster June 23, 2009

spooning

when two or more people lay next to each other as spoons would in a drawer

krista likes spooning with shane and talking about it alllll the time.

by [e-mail] August 22, 2005

Spoon

noun- East coast term used for a lacrosse stick.

Hey did you bring your spoon? We're going to have a catch.

by Big RuK February 25, 2011

spooning

The act slapping a Greek girl's breasts with a spoon while having sex with her in a kitchen.

Did you hear? Dambini has been spooning her last night.

Oh Dambini, spoon me!

by Dambana December 11, 2011

spoonful

A sexual encounter that consists of either vaginal intercourse, oral intercourse, or anal intercourse.

I got a spoonful last night.
Hey, did she give you a spoonful?

by Jonny O May 21, 2006