splade

A half knife, half spoon.
The one and only son of the spork

u need not an example

by cs_zero September 14, 2004

Splack

A term used to identify a stolen car.

Damn Cory where we gonna drop the swap out of that splack?

by Funnay dude September 19, 2009

Splached

To regally expel.

I got splached by two turkeys in a fruit pie. NO two puppies and a fruit fly.

Keep yourself covered in high risk splach environments.

by Ovulatron January 11, 2009

Jibby Splabby

Generally Used as a reference to the remains of love making or semen...or generally a Mess After..You Know:)

He "Jibby Splabbied all over the place!"...

or..."Thats a bunch of Jibby Splabby"!

by Jibby Splabby Keith May 25, 2009

splack

To fight someone

Yo I'ma splack that nigga

by AC September 26, 2003

SPLAF

Simultaneous Pedestrian Lateral Avoidance Failure: SPLAF
The awkward situation in which two people cannot find a way to avoid one another while walking in opposite directions toward one another, as one person continually moves horizontally to match the other's movements.

Onlooker 1: "What are they doing, moving back and forth like that?"
Onlooker 2: "It's a SPLAF."

by 143267 December 28, 2009

Splack

Someone who is of combined heritage: hispanic and black. It's a portmanteau of the words "Spanish" and "Black" to form "Splack". Ironically, half the time they seem like neither. They may or may not use stereotypes of both cultures and combine them to form an Ultimate Minority. The term is meant in a humorous and non-racist way.

"Yeah, I'm half Spanish, half Haitian. Splack. It's easier to remember."

"By being Splack, I am a serious threat to the chicken population."

by J-Bug August 6, 2009