splat mat

when you ejaculate on some ones stomach (belly)

-damn dude i fucked this chick last night
- nice where did you nut at?
- all up on her "splat mat".

by Noel Rock March 01, 2010

Ghost Splat

You have anal with a girl and, after cumming in her ass, hold a piece of paper behind her butthole. When she farts out the cum, it becomes art and can be sold for millions

"Dude check out this sweet ghost splat I just bought!"
"Is that cum?"
"Right? This is art man!"

by broof September 06, 2014

bird splat

the act of masturbating and throwing the result at someone.

She wouldn't stop talking so i bird splatted her in the face.

by El Traino December 15, 2009

Fuck splat

A smear from a ejaculation.

I fuck splatted my bed sheets after she used my beard as a saddle

by Pony feeder March 13, 2014

split splat

Another word for jizz, cum, sperm. Usually used when describing giving a girl a facial.

1: Did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night?
2: Yea I pull out and split splated all over her face

by SilverFox87 February 18, 2010

Splat Nose

Noun. When someone's nose is large and right smack dab in the middle of their face.

Sound. If a person's nose made a sound, it would be SPLAT.

Adjective. A nose that is smashed a little.

John Krasinski, from the office, has a splat nose. It is RIGHT in the middle of his face.

by (:DatsRight:) April 28, 2011

Kruse Splat

Having the stamina of less than 10 seconds, Whether intercourse, or fore-play

Ha bitch i just kruse splat all over your face.

Man last night i was with this fine ass chick, we started messing around... then i Kruse splat... i was pissed

Last night i was getting some and i kruse splat all over that girl

by TBS22 May 03, 2008