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Got Splacked

Saying that someone lost a fight very badly (perceived as a knockouts) or has been jumped by more than one person.
Usually used to promote the "winner" of the fight and to embarrass the "loser".

(This could happen to one, if one is chilling in the "wrong neighborhood" knowing one is not suppose to be there because one had somehow offended people in the past.)
Jerome: Remember Terio from gym class?
Ryan: Yeah the big kid with the afro?
Jerome: Well, I heard he's been texting my gf so I came up to him and asked him if he knew who I was and when he said yes, I straight up splacked him side of the head and he dropped in the middle of the cafeteria.
Ryan: Damn son! That n*gga got splacked for real. Remind me next time not to mess with you.
by Dfrenchpirate December 25, 2015
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Simba Spaff

When you pull out and spaff in your hand, and proceed to spread it across their forehead whilst quietly muttering 'simbaaaa...'
Ye know, I was with this fuckin' girl called Jerry last night ye, and I Simba Spaffed on her fod didn't I!
by tassomai champion of the week February 1, 2019
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Splackin

Those fools look like they want to splack my Cadillac.

Lets go splackin downtown, you know that's where the money is at.
by b. nasty! November 29, 2009
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Spaff Directory

"you know what is the best website in the world? the Spaff Directory!"

"What does Spaff mean? check the Spaff Directory!"
by Just Me, yup. October 7, 2006
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spafa

a term used in australia to describe people who are junky white aussie trash, mainly refering to those who are of english/ango-saxon ethnicity, or of mixed aboriginal & white makeup

see also:
spafer
spaffer
spaffa
spapher
spapha
spaf
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spaph
look at that spafa, what a parosite!
by night prawler May 22, 2005
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splaff

the noun or verb relating to (male or female) ejaculate
ewan's sheets are like fucking jacob's crackers with the amount of splaff on them!
by khronk June 26, 2003
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spaff catchers

tits, boobies, chesticles. devices worn on the front of a lady to catch manspaff.
I spaffed all over your spaff catchers
by bloke no.1 June 15, 2008
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