Spiderman 

damn webhead

damn you spiderman

Spiderman by djfgjkdfhgjkdfhg October 3, 2023

Spiderman 

The perverse but highly humorous act of engaging in doggy style sex with whomever, ejaculating into your palm of your hand discreetly then saying "hey Babe turn around" and then flicking your semen into their unsuspecting face, whilst shouting out loud "Spiderman!" (or even funnier - "Go Web Go!").

Guy 1 - "Hey man how's things going with Lisa?"

Guy 2 - "Not good, I gave her the SPIDERMAN last night and she kicked me out."

Guy 1 - "Haha! Even after that rusty trombone too??"

Spiderman by Llewelyn Dowd June 5, 2024

[spiderman] 

where a guy is having sex wit a woman an pulls out right when he is ready to cum jacks himself off an flings the cum off his hand all over her face.

dude i played spiderman on this C U NEXT TUESDAY last nite HAAA. She was pissed

[spiderman] by mecarcrazy December 22, 2008

Spïderman 

A person who is random in the best way, combining situational comedy with prime activities.

Inspired by the spoderman comic, spïderman makes you think "y he do dis?!" but in a good way. A spïderman is someone you look up to, appreciate, like to hang out with and you know is always up for adventure.

Adj;- Spïderman-ish: when something is weird but cool.

Carl: Gee, Gustav sure is a spïderman! Did you hear he insert spïiderman-ish behaviour/activity here?
Paul: Yeah, he's definitely a prime ranger.

Spïderman by Spïdy May 30, 2019

spiderman and elsa

A fucking terrible thing that should end now

Bob:The spiderman and elsa videos are fucking terrible right billy
Billy: for damn sure the people that run the channels that post those should end

spiderman and elsa by Frydtost December 19, 2018

spiderman thread 

A message board posting technique designed to end or derail threads that its user finds uninteresting or lacking productive discussion. This technique involves posting screencaps from the 1967 Spider-Man cartoon series with humorous captions unrelated to the original thread topic. The user generally initiates a Spiderman thread with captions intended to declare that the original thread topic will no longer be discussed. Occasionally, additional users contribute to the derailing with their own screencaps of Spider-Man. Frequently used on 4chan's various message boards, where the technique originated. Generally used to derail threads about incest or "wincest."

Wincest? That's a funny way to say Spiderman thread.

spiderman thread by AntonioCastagnoli May 26, 2013

Spiderman that hoe 

When your having sex with a girl in the doggie style position and when you are about to cum, you cum in your hand and when the girl turns around you sling it in her face like spidermans web

we don't superman no moe, we just spiderman that hoe.

Spiderman that hoe by Daniel Jenkins October 3, 2007