Any variety of trendy hairstyles that actually resemble a big poop log right after being pinched off. Fohawks and the like are prime examples of sphincter cuts.
Chaz walked into the hair salon, collar popped, scarf carefully messy, and asked for the "fauxhawk" confidently as he winked at the cute hairstylist. The hairstylist then rolled her eyes and muttered "sphincter cut, huh...fag"
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Residual, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left after wiping one's rectum. These artifacts are often found tangled in the hair adjacent to the sphincter. However, they my become dislodged resulting in the universally hated foot mummy and/or shower drain mummy.
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Person 1: Have you ever heard of Sphintitus? Its canon bc I said so
Person 2: Yes I am Shinobu Ohtaka so its canon
Person 2: Yes I am Shinobu Ohtaka so its canon
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