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Spencer

A douche bag who's prone to being very competitive. He likes to play guitar at gay bars. Spencers tend to lack to hit puberty untill around age 20. In all honesty he is a homo.
Dave: Dude, did you hear? Spencer apparently got some head from his new girlfriend?

Travis: Really? What's his name?
by timtom987 April 29, 2010
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Spencer

North-American Walrus found along the east coast or Central Florida. Can be found frequently in fast-food joints & public schools where it feeds on children.

Diet: Anything & everything, but prefers children.

Reprodction: Lays eggs in a "host's" head & waits for them to hatch.

This specific breed of walrus is endangered & remains in captivity, although there have been sightings of Spencers in Southern Asia.

Weight: 745,989,493,005,996,703 lbs. when born. can grow to be much larger, though.

Known for Giving too much hw, and bitching about due dates.
Was that a White-Tailed Walrus?!


Naw, it was a "Spencer"
by rianWAY November 2, 2008
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spencer

"Bobby was totally spencering Jill last night."

"That girl is so hot! I'm gonna spencer her later this afternoon!"
by Aaron KA March 11, 2008
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spencer

That boy has nail polish on! He is so Spencer!
by weshallsee July 2, 2007
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spencer

A word used to describe someone who is a fat, lazy ass, good for nothing, worthless, piece of shit.
by Ryan. Mc December 9, 2008
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Spencer

He honestly will literally just beat your ass in rocket league. That's his only skill though.
Guy: man this guy beat me in rocket league. He must be a spencer
by Dreameraa June 24, 2019
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Spencer

Meaning a dickhead mate who will steal the girl u like from you and make Ur life a living hell
Ye did u hear how Jason stile my gf

Ye he's such a spencer
by Jeffbob123 December 2, 2019
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