An ignorant man-child who loves to make jokes about people’s failures. He often lies to others for the fun of it. He only cares about himself and never about others.
That guy? His name is Spencer he’s pretty much a douche bag.
by Tessaisdoggo July 17, 2018
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Hmm, there's so much to say about Spencer. First off, he's a cutie. He's tall with a beautiful smile :). And then, Spencer is nice, if you're on his good side. If you're on his good side; he'll treat you like a true homie, help you with your problems, and keep your secrets. If not; you're probably going to get bitched out 98 percent of the time. But, being on Spencer's good side is so worth all the amazing things he does. Spencer loves to party and be around his friends, and they love to be around him, too. Everyone loves to be around Spencer; he knows how to make everyone laugh and his smile will have you awe-struck. He's good at everything he does; sports, girls/relationships, keepin' up with the good looks, and friends. It's easy to trust him & he'll keep your secrets. Spencer is an all around great guy, and great person. Get to know him:).
Everyone that knows a Spencer:"Spencer :) is amazing."
by hisbestfriendd:) July 6, 2010
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When a girl wants to fuck but you just makeout with her for 3 hours instead.
I did The Spencer again last night dude....
by hoetoe June 25, 2018
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The practice of finding out which gambling market a friend or colleague has backed and then proceeding to copy the bet which subsequently loses. This custom is known as 'Spencering' whilst the person committing the offence can be referred to as a 'Spencerer'

Past tense: to be 'Spencered'

The 'Spencerer' is a wily animal and will often only join a bet when the odds have shifted into his or her favour. However, within moments of their participation, the wager can easily be observed going down the shitter.

Should one encounter a 'Spencerer' it is extremely advisable to maintain a cloud of secrecy. On no account should a 'Spencerer' be allowed to gain knowledge of ones wager.
I told Richard the horse I backed in the 3.20 at Aintree. It looked like a winner all the way until I realised I'd been Spencered by that cunt Richard! He is always Spencering my bets, the total dick!
by Hosethe_daddy February 4, 2019
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A very sad and unfortunate situation turned cheesey, romantic, and adorable.
Wow I was having such a crappy night and it was completely spencerized!
by CringeyTrash December 30, 2016
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Person 1: Man I love my homies
Person 2: woah woah, no spencer though ok?
by No Spencer December 8, 2018
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It's amazing at spencers I can get a big bird shirt, a disco ball, a plastic penis, and a thong made out of skittles.
by DizzyLizzy December 22, 2006
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