The keyboard spaz is not to be questioned. It just is. Much like the repeating "asdf," it's an all-purpose expression. To question it is to defeat its very purpose. The purpose being a special form of non-verbal communication. It can convey feelings of any kind.
The "asdfkasjdf;lakjsdfkjasdf" is a means of expressing one's self in ways that words cannot; especially over the internet in which words and exclamation points only hold so much meaning. As it is written in chapter three of Ecclesiastes that "there is a time for everything," there is also a time for the keyboard spaz.
In short, the meaning of the keyboard spaz is specific to its use/context, but its true meaning is far more profound. It is a communication between sender and receiver in which the receiver effortlessly intuits the intended meaning. This sacred form of communication runs deep in the intuitive connection between two like-minded people.
The "asdfkasjdf;lakjsdfkjasdf" is a means of expressing one's self in ways that words cannot; especially over the internet in which words and exclamation points only hold so much meaning. As it is written in chapter three of Ecclesiastes that "there is a time for everything," there is also a time for the keyboard spaz.
In short, the meaning of the keyboard spaz is specific to its use/context, but its true meaning is far more profound. It is a communication between sender and receiver in which the receiver effortlessly intuits the intended meaning. This sacred form of communication runs deep in the intuitive connection between two like-minded people.
Friend: "OMG. Did you hear that Mr. Johnson had sex with a Freshman?"
You: ";alksjfdlakjsdf;ljaksdljkadsf!!!"
Friend: "Right?! 'Holy shit' were my thoughts exactly!"
This, is the sacred Keyboard Spaz.
You: ";alksjfdlakjsdf;ljaksdljkadsf!!!"
Friend: "Right?! 'Holy shit' were my thoughts exactly!"
This, is the sacred Keyboard Spaz.
by Keyboard Spazzer April 21, 2011
Get the Keyboard Spazmug. Brittany: "did you hear only 2 bands are playing tonight?"
Shannon: "WHAT!? we payed for 3!"
Brittany: "I know. we arent getting our money back."
Shannon: "Get in the car, i'm gonna go have a royal spaz on the concert staff."
Shannon: "WHAT!? we payed for 3!"
Brittany: "I know. we arent getting our money back."
Shannon: "Get in the car, i'm gonna go have a royal spaz on the concert staff."
by fitzzz April 27, 2010
Get the royal spazmug. A bootsie spaz occurs when your pussy, which you are cuddling with, holding, petting (possibly against its will), freaks out and starts clawing at you. Also known as a "smokey spaz".
by Henry Dorsett Case November 4, 2004
Get the bootsie spazmug. 
Me: dude I'm spaz raping right now, I just killed 12 people
Andrew: dude holy crap I wish I could spaz rape
Andrew: dude holy crap I wish I could spaz rape
by Morriscode58 May 25, 2011
Get the Spaz Rapemug. by Adski March 17, 2004
Get the spaz wagonmug. n. Used to describe an instance in which something is so awesome you spaz-out and orgasm at the same time.
v. The act of having a spaz-gasm.
v. The act of having a spaz-gasm.
"I swear when I got my laptop for Christmas I had a spaz-gasm all over the house."
"I nearly spaz-gasmed when Jacob took off his shirt in 'New Moon.'"
"Every time I look in the mirror I want to spaz-gasm because I look so good!"
"I nearly spaz-gasmed when Jacob took off his shirt in 'New Moon.'"
"Every time I look in the mirror I want to spaz-gasm because I look so good!"
by Hasotweb December 7, 2009
Get the spaz-gasmmug.