Spasm Jerk

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis

‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’

by retarded salad February 17, 2021

Ejaculeptic spasm

Simultaneously having epileptic spasms while ejaculating

Janice: oh my god he had a ejaculeptic spasm last night

Janet: oh my god what happend
janice: he fuckin died!

by gooningballbag August 17, 2024

Spasm-gasm

The act of ejaculating during an epileptic seizure

My boyfriend had an epileptic seizure during sex and ended up pulling a spasm-gasm all over my face

by NIHILISMEXTREME August 28, 2022

Chasm Spasm

An involuntary twitch or shudder of the butt cheeks.

Man every time I touch fake fur it gives me the worst chasm spasm

by Chunkmastarr January 15, 2026