Wow, Mom.. talk about burro sombrero... I simply had to leave after the guy asked for 2 forms of ID to buy some smokes...!!!
by Lou Nez November 10, 2007

Similar to earning your red wings, it's when you go down south on a woman and she squirts during her period and lands above your eyes. Tus ojos están en llamas!!!!
I went to Mexico and all I got was a red sombrero. Thanks Mother Nature for ruining our sexiversary.
by Joephuckyoself July 25, 2017

by Sandria Mueve Lo September 19, 2023

by Samual Adam's June 26, 2024

When you get in a tickle fight with your buddy and he laughs so hard it makes him pee a little, but you have a hat on to prevent splashback.
by boomdang February 10, 2023

"Hey bro you see the latest Sombrero Krillin tweet?" "No?" (He then proceeds to piss in the others mouth)
by PeanutButter&Smelly March 9, 2021
