A person who doesn’t want people to fuck his mom, house cat, brother, or his dad. He doesn’t mind if you leave your nuts hanging out of juicy butthole
by Wudupnegga53 January 31, 2024

by Thomas Solomon December 8, 2021

by RatTheDumbHoe March 5, 2022

This is someone that is always in extreme danger of getting molested by big, hairy, oily men in their basements. Fortunately his musculature and gay sexuality make him enjoy this experience.
by Milo Calorie January 16, 2024

“Oh yeah Solomon liked Aaliyah”
“Yeah she said he ruined everything and that’s why they don’t talk anymore”
“Yeah she said he ruined everything and that’s why they don’t talk anymore”
by dnenen November 23, 2021

And that little one? That's Sam Solomon.
He's totally rich because his dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Sam Solomon knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone.
That's why his hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
He's totally rich because his dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Sam Solomon knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone.
That's why his hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
by jakepauler420xd February 23, 2019

a guy who looks like a turd and comments on others to make himself feel better but in reality he is a bottom.
by xxxzzzyyy333 January 19, 2024
