Solomon

(noun.)
Someone that makes a compromise between between two options that is way worse than either option.
(verb.)
To make a judgement like a Solomon.

Root: An interpretation of the Judgement of Solomon, where he decrees that a baby should be cut in half for two women who claim to be the mother of said baby. Of course, King Solomon doesn't actually cut the baby; it was a test, the real mother pleaded to him to just give it to the other woman.

A: Okay, so we can either go to Taco Bell or fuck.
B: How about we fuck while at Taco Bell?
A: What the fuck, solomon?!

A: Okay, so... We can either get chips or a cake for the party, what should we do?
B: Let's make a chip-flavoured cake!
A: (sigh)... When are you going to stop solomonning all the goddamn time?

by cyclopentane July 11, 2024

Solomon

When you haven't showered in a couple days-

"Damn Bro, I'm smelling like a total Solomon right now."

by Cock,,Cock March 29, 2022

Solomon

A Solomon is when a man lays his penis on another mans head.

Wow. That was an amazing Solomon

by nononononononononononnononono November 25, 2021

Solomon

A Gay Male creature, unknown sexual orientation.

Elijah K Solomon

by KillerVMU-3 July 02, 2019

solomon

moas (fans of group Tomorrow by Together, also known as TXT for short) who are Taehyun biased

person one : are you a moa ?
person two : yep!

person one : who’s your bias?
person two : taehyun

person one : oh so you’re a solomon

by tyuns gf July 25, 2021

Solomon

a stupid beta male who decides to be annoying for no reason what so ever, and nobody likes him

"Bruv, honestly that guy is so Solomon."
"that's a bit far innit"

by super idol man July 25, 2022

solomon

solomon is a boy who is smart but can get on your nerves easily

hey did you see Solomon

yeah he s such a brain

by frankyrules May 15, 2019