Solar erection

Another excuse for a nerd not to go outside.

Friend: Want to come outside and star at things?
Nerd: Nope, I get solar erections

by Ze Fox August 26, 2009

Solar Eclipse

A black man with a bleached asshole, pooping

James slid under the cling wrap of his glass bottom boat and opened his eyes, to see what appeared in his mind to be a stunning reenactment of a Solar Eclipse. The silent dark sky, the moon in the centre and the sun's corona glinting down on him.

by Holagoodman March 21, 2015

Solares

A beautiful Hispanic last name, everyone who has it tends to be very attractive it is a very rare name

Wow look at Solares he's a great soccer player

by Solares September 6, 2016

Solar System

The solar system is where other different people come from which are the planets, so basically describing where the retards come from and where the fukbois come from. Then they get deported to earth.

Dude 1: yo which planet did you get deported from in the solar system?
Dude 2: oh I got deported from Neptune

by The autistic person November 7, 2019

solar flares

Pants of the large and bright variety. The pants often are larger at the bottom than the top.

Rachel, in her solar flares and baby tee made quite a scene on her way to the buffet line.

by The Poetess November 2, 2003

Solarflare

a topical cream used on the wordass/word; or asscream.

I used a solarflare to soothe my inflamed rectum.

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

solar eclipse 2017

The solar eclipse took place on August 21 2017, and it was a huge event. Millions of people looked at the sun change to a different colour. You had to have special glasses to look at it, or else it could cause you permanent eye damage. The internet world created many meme's for the event.

"Did you see Donald Trump Looking at the solar eclipse 2017

without glasses?"

"Yeah, he's bound to go blind now"

News: Don't look at the solar eclipse (2017) without glasses
Me: Looks at sun without at glasses because i'm too broke to pay $40 for a pair

by Thatinstagirl August 22, 2017