Ben Shapiro‘s wife

A doctor

Bro 1: Oh crud, I’m having a heart attack.
Bro two: hang in there buddy I’m going to call Ben Shapiro‘s wife

by GoodFlake July 27, 2021

sapiosexual

Someone who '''''''sexually attracted'''''''' to '''''' intelligence''''''', and apparently isn't sexually attracted to anyone until they've found out what the person's IQ is.

sapiosexual: 'I'm gonna fuck this brain.'

by GoldenTreeFrog March 6, 2016

Sapien

Noun: - Anything or anyone who resembles the human form

or lifestyle and obtains knowledge from the ability to learn and from experience.

Derived from: - the word homo sapien (latin 'Wise Man').

Plural - sapians

Pronounced - say (SAY-PEE-IN)

We are all sapians who strive for knowledge of any sort. We got to sapien-school to obtain this knowledge and hence becoming a 'wise man' (homo sapien) eventually.

by Atomikbom September 21, 2010

Sapiosexual

Sapiosexual: apparently it suggests that a person is attracted to another person's intelligence and wits, rather than their physical appearance. I'd strongly suggest for the term to be replaced though, because of the connotations it carries; the Latin and Greek origins of these kind of words tend to make them universal and they rapidly get used all around the globe. "Sapio" might both mean "to have sense" or "to taste" in Latin, but it also means "rotten" in Greek, therefore the word hints at and sounds etymologically related to necrophilia and/or caniballism.

“All these novelty, millennial neologisms like "metrosexual", "gamification", "sapiosexual" and the like , are truly getting on my nerves” my middle-aged Greek college tutor said, before he facepalmed in despair.

by BluBling August 29, 2017

sapiosexual

a pretentious asshat that pretends they're only attracted to intelligence to make themselves seem smarter.

"Oh yeah, John says he's sapiosexual"

"He's just saying that because he got an A+ and thinks only people who can 'match his intelligence' deserve him"
"What a dick."

by tobi09 October 16, 2017

Homo Sapien

Ah, yes. The homo sapien. A species nobody really understands. They have no certain location, for they spread out all around planet Earth. The are not furry, but have hair on certain parts of their body. Some have light skin and others have darker skin. Their hair can be different colors too. No two Homo sapiens look the same; unless they are a genetic mutation. They think they are smart. They have some tatcis, perform weird rituals, and are fasinated with themselves. Some are lonely, but most Homo sapiens form groups. When they become older they separate from they’re original group known as a family, and create their own family. Another form of group is a group called a “friend.” Most hate the homosapien species because of their destructive tendencies. They create things that pollute their planet and they are a huge predator to most animals. We are working on a way to get this ugly kind out of Earth.

A Homo Sapien is dangerous

by This Chihuahua Hero May 9, 2018

Soaping the Pope

The accidental act of getting soap stuck in the urethra of an uncircumsized penis ; as an erect uncircumsized penis resembles the hat of a pope.

Steve, what was all that noise coming from the bathroom?

Well mom, I was taking a shower, and i accidentally soaped the pope!

Word: Soaping the Pope

by ThePopeSoaper March 12, 2011