smoking broccoli

smoking weed; marijuana

"I be smoking broccoli, they say it's good for my health."- Kodak Black

by skrtskrilla April 8, 2017

smoking

Way of paying large amounts of tax.

Dont talk to me about income tax... i smoke

by oracle March 12, 2004

Smoking Vegan Syndrome

SVS is a condition characterized by smug and well-timed references to one's veganism, citing statistically insignificant studies showing that vegan diets are healthier for your body and the environment--often while taking a drag from a cigarette, thereby negating everything they supposedly stand for and showcasing their vulnerability to worthless trends. Those suffering from SVS will often remind you of how dangerous pesticides and mysterious chemicals are, especially those that haven't been studied, and are likely to direct you to various wikipedia articles detailing conspiracy theories that are surely to blame for their recent development of a cough. SVS victims usually appear to be completely oblivious to the fact that every chemical in cigarettes has been extensively studied, and is, without any shadow of a doubt, deadly, dangerous, and the cause of their recent cough, suppressed immune system, and possibly their brush with derangement.

If you suspect that you or a friend may be suffering from SVS, direct them to your local clinic for a blood test and a pamphlet.

Tom: "Are you eating a chicken salad? Ha, yeah, that's how I used to eat before I took a few nutrition classes and did some research online. Chicken salads are officially endorsed by Monsanto, you know." *drags on cigarette*

Mary: "ugh... Tom.. you're looking kind of hipster lately... have you been to the doctor for a Smoking Vegan Syndrome test?"

Tom: *wheezes* "I try to stay away from doctors. Ever noticed how hard they try to vaccinate you?!"

Mary: *sigh..*

by SVSconsultant November 19, 2010

cigarette smoking man

Character on the X-files who was somehow involved in the whole governmental conspiracy. Always was puffing on a cigarette everytime he was on..hence the name.

Also a very good John Ashcroft look-alike.

The X-files is on...I hope the cigarette smoking man is in this one.

Hey look...there's the cigarette smoking man on CNN...I think he's trying to take away more of my rights.

by owlatrice April 27, 2004

smoking balls

An adjective meaning something is seriously awesome with conotations of originality

Cockboy: Did you see Earl's new diamond studded cape with matching hat?

Din Viesel: Hell yeah, that dude is smokin' balls!

-or-

Twinkman: Your new whip is smoking balls!

by Extra Sauce February 26, 2009

Dick Smoking Gook

Possibly the best line in the movie Gran Torino

I should blow your head off right here, you dick smoking gook!

by Banana Fist June 24, 2009

Smoking the Salmon

When a woman farts and the expelled gas can’t make its way out it's usual trajectory, so it shoots forward, through the labia, and sometimes INTO the vagina.

Jenny, these jeans are so tight that when I’m sitting down I keep smoking the salmon. Bubbly tickles up my front butt.

by Joesmelle January 27, 2019