Vulva sniffer

A vulva sniffer is somebody who has an obsessive behavior to sniff the vulva before sex or any act of sexual fun. They will place their nose right on the vagina lips and take 5 big fat sniffs. If they don't mind the smell, they will carry on with the sexual pleasures they were giving. If the smell isn't to their personal taste. They usually flick the woman's bean and then leaves them to finish themselves.
Vulva sniffers are very judgmental and can make people feel very uncomfortable

*Boy takes 5 big sniff's*
'Your vagina is average, i shall continue having sex with you'
Girl- 'Thanks, i wash it daily'

*Boy takes 5 big sniff's*
'Your twat fucking stinks of shit, there is NO way in hell im having sex with you you dirty girl.'

VULVA SNIFFER

*girl cries*

by clittyclittybangbang11 April 2, 2013

diaper sniffers

obsessive parent/parents regarding their child's health & safety.

parents now a days are forced by law to be diaper sniffers.

by jimbo tx May 29, 2015

workplace shift-shifter

An employee who is a master at flexing days and shifts to the point that nobody working with them really knows when the person is going to be at work.

I can’t possibly tell you when that workplace shift-shifter will be back into work!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019

Swifter

A Swiftie wannabe, who obviously does not know a lot about Taylor. Has heard of songs like "I Knew You Were Trouble." And "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" but most likely never heard of songs like "All Too Well" or "I Almost Do". Will go around telling people they are Swifters. Annoying. Similar to Directionators

"Hi Taylor! I'm your biggest fan-I'm a Swifter!"

by Swift_Styles13 March 9, 2013

bra sniffer

one who takes a bra from a dirty hamper and sniffs it to sexually arous him/her self

"mmmmmmm thats a goos sent cause im a bra sniffer

by julia acrosinie May 25, 2006

Chair-Sniffer

Noun: A person that smells a chair at the point of contact after it has been vacated.

"West Australian Opposition leader Troy Buswell wept today as he admitted to being a chair-sniffer"

by Windschuttle April 30, 2008

snifferlicious

something that you smell that makes you want to eat it, ie: fresh baked bread, hot apple pie.
anything that upon smelling awakens a hunger.
also, a good smelling girl.

"I was at the club last night and this snifferlicious girl came and ordered a sex on the beach"

" I was just walking past KFC, and even though I hate that shit, it's still snifferlicious".

by Saajin March 13, 2010