COD Satchel

A COD Satchel is at the top of the food chain when it comes to the ultimate douche, supreme asshole, capt. dickhead, etc., etc. Someone you look at with great disdain and is always willing to step on people for self promotion.

“Sully only thinks of himself and is always screwing someone over, he’s such a COD Satchel bro!”

by Donnie Basco September 15, 2020

Bert's Bumble Snitchel

Bert's Bumble Snitchel refers to the closest eatery and easiest option for food after smoking the compraz. Originated from Ann Arbor's 'blue apple'.

Yo fuck man let's hit up Bert's Bumble Snitchel, I'm starving for some eats after that compraz.

by J Bro Chill January 31, 2009

satchel

Indiana Jones wears one.

i.e. badass

Phil Wenneck: You're not really wearing that are you?
Alan Garner: Wearing what?
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil Wenneck: So does Joy Behar.

by yevkur April 19, 2010

Snatcheez

The funniest possible word you can use when you snatch something from somebody.

Bob: Ur mom gae
Joe: *snatches self-esteem from Bob as he explodes*
Joe: Snatcheez!

by SociopathicDuck November 16, 2018

Cactus Snatcher

When a guy tries to pull out of a girl who has stubble (cactus) of the vag, and the pubes get stuck together, like velcro.

Yo, last night, when I was banging that chick from the club, it was embarrassing, we had a full out Cactus Snatcher

by MH119 May 7, 2009

Ania the bf snatcher

Ania snatches everyones boy friends. Especially Noor's. First she stole Noor's Davey Wavey boo boo bear. Then she stole Noor's other bf Jacob the bacob. And now she is stealing Noor's Henry wenry. And now she is taking ben from Caroline... not cool ania, not cool.

Random girl: Hey ania whats up
Girls bf: OOOH hey ania
Ania: wanna date me?
Girls bf: YES
Random girl: bruv, ania the bf snatcher at it again

by OofMottoMottoOopoo April 5, 2022

Satchelpuss

To be overly preoccupied with ones smart phone in public situations, so as to ignore others and ones surrounding environment.

Quit being a satchelpuss and answer my question.

by Brown Bleacher Bums September 19, 2010