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Get Smashed

Yo, I heard that he was about to get smashed but his girl got taken!
by SusMiddleSchoolUser June 13, 2023
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Creamy stuff for smashed tatoes

Whatever makes a snowball is what make the smashed tatoes tastey and creamy.
How did you make these smashed tatoes so creamy?
The stuff from a snowball makes the creamy stuff for smashed tatoes. I like snowball. I like smashed tatoes. They are yummy.
by Dark Elf Queen December 10, 2008
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smashed my kiwi's

AHHHHH, i just smashed my kiwi's
by Blake November 11, 2002
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Smashed crab

A person so ugly they resemble a smashed crab
Cian O’Connor? He is such a smashed crab
by Dan quaid June 4, 2018
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hammer smashed

Taken from the cannibal corpse song "hammer smashed face" it can be used as a descriptive word detailing how drunk someone is.
Fuckin hell man, that guy is hammer smashed.
by Iain MacDonald August 1, 2007
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Bag of smashed crabs

To have a face like a bag of smashed crabs
im sorry dude, but your face is like a bag of smashed crabs
by Battlephone October 6, 2009
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smashed asshole sandwich

Nasty stink mouth. The worst bad breath you ever smelled. Bad enough, you still smell it 10 minutes after the dude leaves.
Oh fuck me blind Faith. Did you talk to John this morning? He smells like he ate a smashed asshole sandwich.
by kingmarki December 10, 2006
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