Slow walker

Someone who holds up the traffic in a hallway (especially in high school) because they are walking slower than everyone else. Studies have proven that slow walking is the cause of more than 75% of hallway fights.
A slow walker is the equivalent of someone who does 30 MPH in the left lane in a 35 MPH zone.
by gimmedatsammich April 28, 2011
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die slow

Die slow is a term that refers to HIV, or AIDS
I tried to tell that fool not to mess with that dirty azz girl. That trick got the die slow...
by ATCH/ MRS B January 31, 2006
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Slow-dance

When you walk into someone on the sidewalk or in the hallway and when you try to get past, they go in the same direction as you. Named because it looks as if the two people are dancing together.
I'm sorry I'm late, but I was caught slow-dancing with some loser in the hallway.

Nothing is more annoying than having to slow-dance with some random guy when you're in a hurry.
by O Remus January 27, 2011
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Slow Randy

When you jerk off before, during, and after a shower; along with jerking off during the shower when you go back to clean off the cum from the after-shower jerk.
Ken: "Dude my slow randy lasted three hours today!"
Me: "Bro what the fuck is a slow randy?"
by Dog Ross March 21, 2023
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Slow Karl

When your staff is working too slowly and you fill a tube sock with shit and slap them across the face with it.
Pierre was taking his sweet ass time wrapping up his documentation so David hit him with a Slow Karl.
by bossy boss October 23, 2006
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Slow Hand

Derived from a song by the Pointer Sisters and Conway Twitty.. meaning To be patient with and give sexual pleasure.. Mostly referring to men
In essence the opposite of "Wham bam thank you ma'am"
"I want a man with a slow hand, I want a lover with an easy touch"
by Chanel B. August 03, 2008
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