dominated love slave

the funniest green day song ever!!!! on kerplunk...o yeah well that secret song on dookie is 2nd funniest..but w-e

i love feelin dirty, and i love feelin cheap, and i love it when u hurt me, so drive them staples deep!!

by i dont remember my name..i bumped my head on a wall and forgot it..where am i? is this heaven? April 23, 2005

Master-Slave

The process of complete domination or control. Stemming from either colonial southern american slavery practices or computer hard drive equipment names.

1."I master-slaved that sucka Ben when I dunked on his head".
2."George Bush master-slaved Al Gore in Florida."

by Matt405 March 9, 2006

The Slaven

Attempting to solicit fellatio the morning after sex, after the girl has vomitted. An alternate version involves cheeseburgers, in which one attempts to solicit fellatio the morning after sex, while eating a cheeseburger.

- That girl was so sick last night...
- Yeah, and you know what the best part was? This morning he tried the slaven, but she was too hungover and sloppy.
- Too bad.
- Yeah, but he told me the cheeseburger he got from Five Guys right before was delicious.

by ProbableCause October 23, 2007

Pussy Slave

A person who remains in a relationship, despite being constantly whipped (i.e. letting their texts be read at the will of their owner), only for the sake of having sex frequently.

Juan: Did you hear about Cameron’s girl? She walks all over him.

Nick: Why would he stay with her then?
Juan: They fuck almost daily.

Nick: He is such a pussy slave.

by Anne Crank May 14, 2018

Giga Slave

Spell calling on the lord of nightmares cast by sorceress Lina Inverse in the anime/manga Slayers, Used to kill Hellmaster Phibrizzo as a season finale of Slayers Next

requires sword of light) "Sword, give me your strength. Darkness beyond blackest pitch, deeper than the deepest night. King of darkness who shines like gold upon the sea of chaos. I call upon thee and swear myself to thee. Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess. Sword, accept this darkness and obey my command. Giga SLAVE!!!!"

by Tehria Metallium May 1, 2008

Man Slave

A male who is submissive and under the influence of a powerfully seductive woman.

Todd, though unaware of his state, is considered a man slave by many women due to his submissive behaviors when in their presence.

by Chersea February 4, 2007

shavecrastination

1. The absolute lowest form of procrastination.
2. a sign of an insurmountable workload.

Me: "I can wait another day... I doesn't look that bad!"
God: YOU SIR ARE WRONG

...shavecrastination, yo.

by Carl Dahlhaus October 4, 2011