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Spanking

Repeatedly smacking someone on the butt to cause pain, usually with a flat object
1)for discipline
2)for sexual purposes.
1) If you don't do your chores I will spank you.
2)I have been a naughty girl spank me harder. I need more spanking.
by Baby panda3333 October 8, 2017
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monkey spanking

I was lying there spanking my monkey while I watched a porn video
by AntUK January 23, 2003
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skanking

a dance that is mostly done at ska or reggae shows. its super fun, dont care what people think or say because the true ska fans will just appreciate that your not standing stiffly and instead enjoying yourself.

Yes, theres a "right" way to skank, but its more of a common understanding of what it looks like so dont worry if your not doing it EXACTLY the same. its about expressing your personality, it might feel funny at first but just lose yourself in the music and itll feel right

its really just about feeling the musiccc

A great way to express your inner happiness! or not
stupid girly bitch: ew, like what are those people doing. HAHA!
fake ska fan who thinks hes above everyone else by not dancing: wow, we're so cool, just standing here. LOOK AT THOSE LOSERS THEYRE ACTUALLY HAVING FUN BUT IM SO MUCH BETTER THAN THEM
true ska fan: whooo i dont care if i look like a limping gorilla im skankinggg
by babyalice is my koala December 9, 2009
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brand spanking new

the quality of an item recently manufactured and/or purchased a short while ago and without showing any marks, scratches or other defects.

The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.
Yep. Just drove it off the lot and it is brand spanking new.
by ekks September 24, 2010
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Guido skanking

A Guido boy who dances like someone would at a SKA fest only he has more gel in his hair. It is usually a mix of arm pumping in the air and the usual dance off moves. You can see this at an Long Island club when they begin to play Cascada.
OMG GET READY! they just put on house music so the guido skanking will begin soon!
by Lizardo January 18, 2006
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Spanking the Jellyfish

Holy shit dude, my mom almost walked in on me spanking the jellyfish!

Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!
by CR24 September 1, 2009
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spanking the monkey

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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.
by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018
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