n. A four-wheeled board used for personal transportation, and as an instrument for denting railings, grinding stairways, chipping benches, and committing other acts of vandalism against public property.
"You get that skateboard off of my property, you filthy little pot-smoking delinquent! Or I'll call your mama up so she can give you a spanking!"
by Carl Willis October 12, 2004
Skateboarding, rock, Paintball, girls, computer rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by .... September 25, 2003
by pseudonym January 02, 2005
The act of performing various stunts on a rectangular piece of wood with wheels. Skateboards are small and portable, but suck as transportation, as opposed to bikes.
A hobby, NOT a sport.
by AmberAlmighty January 27, 2005
A complete loser who go around crying like a little bitch and saying "skating isnt a crime!" Your right, its not a crime but your destruction of public property is a crime. The "grinding" on park benches ruins them and you can always expect plenty of trash on the ground where these "punks" have been. They have long greasy straggly hair and are normaly against athourity just to be rebelious. Most that i have met are stupid faggots and think they are smarter than everyone else, because skate boarding is clearly for intellectuals.
by yankee July 22, 2005
An english term used to describe the wankers who spell skate - sk8 and walk round holding small shelves with wheels that never appear to 'board' the damn things. Usually seen waiting at bus stops.Bored is the uk english spelling but these yanks pell it board.
Hence skate bored
Hence skate bored
Skateboard = TWAT
by H December 26, 2003
by cameron August 29, 2003