Mexican Apple Sauce

When a guy jizzes in a cup, waits for 4 days until he finally eats it. When this happens you will throw up almost instantly and could possibly get RJD (Ron Jeremy Disease). This is a condition when your dick constantly grows Smegma and no one wants that. Another side effect includes increase in pube growth and possibly shrinking your dick.

Eww did u see him eat that Mexican Apple sauce

by Ray Allen for Three January 23, 2014

Big Daddy's Secret Sauce

Semen produced by a hippopotamus

Dude 1:What's that all over you?
Dude 2:I was standing too close to the hippopotamus enclosure and got Big Daddy's Secret Sauce all over me!

by ItsYourBoyTrav September 15, 2016

1998 mulan szechuan teryaki mcnugget dipping sauce

the best shit ever made

"nigga i love 1998 mulan szechuan teryaki mcnugget dipping sauce, i named my child after it!!"
" hey dad i-"
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by 1998 mulan szechuan teryaki April 11, 2017

Stripper Sauce

A fragrant, often pungent concoction of cheap, sweet smelling perfumes worn by strippers to cover or mask the smell of their overworked often sweaty and smelly lady bits.

It has the undesirable side effect of sticking like glue to the strippers customers often getting the gentleman in deep shit with their wives or girlfriends.

Damn, I can't go home like this, I smell like fuckin Stripper Sauce!!!

by Coastrider187 October 22, 2012

fap sauce

The product which is made from the art of fapping.

Ray got fap sauce on his pants, accidentally, while looking at your mom.

by zonglockdong June 9, 2008

Laundry Sauce

Southern term for Laundry Detergent

I was going to do some laundry, but we are out of laundry sauce

by KyleTheGod29 January 11, 2017

cootchie sauce

The ejaculatory fluids of a woman, known to leave a signature scent on the male package (or face) so that your woman will always know if you have been putting that thing where it doesn't belong!

Dumb ass Ben: "I did the deed with my girlfriend this morning, nailed my secretary for lunch, did the cocktail waitress in the ladies room after work and wanked it on my drive home. When I got home and stepped in the door, she made me drop trou, sniffed my package and said she smelled another woman on me! How the hell can she tell that it's not her cootchie sauce that she is smelling, is she part bloodhound or what???"

Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"

by Misty Dawn June 30, 2008