hit short people

On October 30th you can legally throw, hit, punch or kick any person who is shorter than you if they deserve it.

Eyo it's hit short people day!
Finally

by Idontlikeallpeople October 30, 2020

national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated

Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day

by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022

throw short people day

throw short people day is march 7

on throw short people day you should throw your short friend's

by SomeGuyWithWordKnowledge March 1, 2023