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hit short people

On October 30th you can legally throw, hit, punch or kick any person who is shorter than you if they deserve it.
by Idontlikeallpeople October 30, 2020
mugGet the hit short peoplemug.

national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022
mugGet the national kiss short people daymug.

throw short people day

on throw short people day you should throw your short friend's
by SomeGuyWithWordKnowledge March 1, 2023
mugGet the throw short people daymug.

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