shitbird

Any creature whose only purpose seems to be indiscriminately shitting on everything. Just eating and shitting, this creature serves no purpose other than to breed more shitbirds who will eat out your substance and shit on you in thanks.

Unless the shitbird has attained human rights protection - Destroy on sight. As well, build shitbird-proof barriers around yourself and avoid flocks of shitbirds. Good day!

Alfred Hitchcock's classic, "The Shitbirds"

by Yossarian237 February 6, 2014

shitboxed

The act of receiving a very undesirable package in the mail; usually vulgar, yet always funny! They come in different themes for almost any occasion.

John got busted screwing his girl's best friend, so his fiance sent him an annonymous package; he was totally shitboxed!

by jackson_ruby March 1, 2011

Shitbox

A old car or the local slut at high school or college

When she walked in the room, me and the boys yelled “ is that a Shitbox?!”
When we saw that fucked up, old car we said “man what a Shitbox”

by Anosmodnar April 11, 2022

shitbox

A shit box is a person who is shit, kind of like the shit heads who go 0-10-7 and let their carry die in dota, and then when they win because they get carried, they ego you. Shitbox is usually a term used to insult shit players to leave them mentally scarred so they never play again, it tends to make them instant leave if you call them shitbox enough.

game 1:
master_pain: u suck dick, ima fucking rape u asshole u dick sucker
trjial: you're a shitbox, you know that? you fucking let invoker down, u shitbox, u fucking suck, shitbox.

game 2:
trjial: you're a shitbox
master_pain: -left the game-

by lucker1337 August 3, 2011

Shitbox

A bathroom.

"Hey, my parents are building a new house and in it I get my own shitbox attached to my room."

by sigge000001 January 19, 2010

shitbird

a rare bread of half bird half shithead.

"Ryan is a shitbird."

by Beanpantsman December 12, 2009

Shitbird

A guy that only hangs out and isn't cool or trustworthy. His most note-worthy characteristic is that he shamelessly tries to hook up with your ex-girlfriends or your friends' ex-girlfriends while still trying to be a part of the group. It is also likely that he is only part of the group because he wants hook up with the exes. A Shitbird is arrogant, stupid, and difficult to shoo off.

#1: "Oh great here comes Herbert."
#2: "Did you see him talking to Janice? He's such a Shitbird."
#1: "Caw...caw...caw"

by The Whale, man. April 19, 2009