scary shower

When your uncomfortably high and you try to take a shower to come down and you feel sick, and it’s scary just seeing regular things, anxiety levels are real high

Dude 1- “Bro I was so high last night I had to take a scary shower”
Dude 2- “Shiet brother that’s the worst, I hate scary showers”

by Hashsmokinstoner April 23, 2018

Spicy Shower

A term that is commonly used on a self-harm subreddit called r/MadeOfStyroFoam.

The act of taking a shower with open or recent self-injuries. Meaning: it’s ‘spicy’ because it burns like hell.

“I’m about to take a Spicy Shower, wish me luck!”

by Your Token Mentally Ill Girl May 4, 2022

Hollywood Shower

Long time in the shower (Royal Navy slang)

Jack: I'm going for a shower.
Jenny: We have not got much water. No "Hollywood showers" please.

by Nads1978 August 21, 2009

Glasgow Shower

Two quick bursts of deodorant under each armpit. As favoured by men who are in too much of a hurry to use a H2O equivalent.

Hamish I will be with you in a second, I'm just gonna put a t-shirt over my overalls and have a quick Glasgow shower.

by Drdonelittle November 25, 2009

third world shower

taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet, also known as an upper decker, then proceeding the give someone a swirlie in the same toilet

That guy is such a tool, I'd really like to give him a third world shower right now.

by livinglegendwg December 14, 2009

showerrhea

A case of diarrhea so severe that you have to jump into the shower right afterwards to wash the splatters off your ass.

"I am lactose intolerant and I get the worst cases of showerrhea every time I drink some."

by Allen C. January 4, 2009

shower shorts

for the man who has nothing to hide....but still wants to

Guy 1: Dude, why are you wearing shower shorts??

Guy 2: Cuz i have a large package

by K_Bomb January 11, 2007