shitmore

Retreat for many adolescent alcoholics in Northern NJ

Any parties tonight?
-Not that I heard of....Shitmore?
Obviously

by Veets August 6, 2007

shimmy

To shimmy; To climb up something using ones arms and shins, or to perform a trick during a football match (known as soccer in deprived countries such as the U.S., where they only play non-contact sports) where the performer feints to move in one direction while taking the ball in another direction. p.s. sports where the player uses a helmet or padding are classed as non contact.

The crackhead shimmied up the drainpipe into the open window on the first floor.
He wants to shimmy the defender.
Peter Crouch shimmied past the Ecuadorian defender. It resembled an iceskating giraffe.

by El Watusi June 28, 2006

Shimmi

Uncircumcised, little wiener, often smaller than 2 inches hard

Did you see that mans shimmi, he's got a chode!

by AydanBurgeeeee September 21, 2016

shimming

using your fingers to make a woman feel tighter

Ya, she is loose as hell, so I've just been shimming it.

by meatplate May 1, 2011

shimmie

something you jam into something, to make it more stable.

can we get a shimmie to shove in the door, it's a little off and won't shut right?

by chaclyn October 16, 2008

Gimme shimmee

1- The extreme of "gimme mine." Instead of a "swipe" of simply the back of the neck, one does a 2 handed swipe of the front and back of the neck. Use if and only if "taking yours" is deemed too light a correctional punishment or if one repeatedly says something stupid, and "taking yours" doesnt seem to be ceasing their stupid remarks.

Example 1: James- "yo man... last night i wanted to shave my legs, but i didn't know how. So i woke up my hott mom and had her shave them for me."

Crawford- "Wowwww.. GIMME SHIMMEE"

Example 2: Doug- "I went for a run to the end of Landing and outta nowhere some giant birds started attacking me!"

Nolan- "Gimme Mine"

2 minutes pass...

Nolan- "Doug... why didn't you come hang out with us last night... you coulda gotten laid by some hott chicks."

Doug- "I had to read A Portrait of the Artist as A Young Man by James Joyce. A truly compelling work of literature."

Nolan- "YEAHHH... I'll take mine"

30 seconds pass...

Nolan- "So with all your reading yesterday, did you have time to catch any of the Mets-Yankees extra inning game?"

Doug- "Nope... I was too engulfed in viewing the 5 hour long I Love Lucy marathon"(makes a triumphant fist pumping motion in the air)

Nolan- "WOWWWW... GIMME SHIMMEE"

by Stoltzy June 11, 2006

Shimmer shake

A gentle swing of cloth to see if it has a shimmer when worn.

I took the shirt of the hanger at the department store and gave it a little shimmer shake.

by JSTRAWN August 4, 2010