by Lordy B January 17, 2009
An awning on a tiny house
by Henry Hanks December 30, 2019
You there, yes you, your a shim shoo
by Strait_White_Male27 June 15, 2018
Fictional device used to reduce the diameter of an extremely large vagina. It involves inserting a complete Smithfield whole cured ham into the cavernous canal, then pulling out the bone, leaving a smaller hole for one to fornicate with and reducing the “hot dog in the hallway” effect.
“Jenny said she’s gonna let me hit it at the party tonight!”
“Bro, errybody been hitting that. In fact she just left Bill’s house and he’s hung like a goddamned horse. You’re gonna need to bring a Smithfield Shim or you’re going to hear your own echo in that pussy.”
“Bro, errybody been hitting that. In fact she just left Bill’s house and he’s hung like a goddamned horse. You’re gonna need to bring a Smithfield Shim or you’re going to hear your own echo in that pussy.”
by Eddie.d November 17, 2019
by holy shim Knocker January 07, 2011
An act that occurs when your boss leaves you at a job site with inadequate materials or supplies and still expects you to get the job done; on a construction site, any act where a member of your crew or a past contractor leaves you in a shitty situation, usually as result of their supreme jagoffery
Polish Hammer: Hey Sweepy, can you cut a board to 32 inches for the stairs?
Sweepy: Sorry, Hammer. The boss left for New York and all he left was some shitty split wood that's gonna crack as soon as you nail it down.
Polish Hammer: Damnit! We've been shimmed!
Sweepy: Sorry, Hammer. The boss left for New York and all he left was some shitty split wood that's gonna crack as soon as you nail it down.
Polish Hammer: Damnit! We've been shimmed!
by sweepie May 20, 2015
by nimst March 21, 2024