Sheet

1.Layer of stuff on bed
2. Stuff in your pants after Mexican food
3. Slang for shit

Holy sheet man!

by TanksAlotYT June 12, 2019

Sheetar

A beautiful Lumerian Godess ressurected in 1987 by two brothers Michael and George Tutman who were brainwashed by their uncle Anwar Namtut. In order to ressurect Sheetar the brothers had to collect body parts from mortal women. Sheetar was resurrected at a "blood buffet" where she could feast on virgin women. The "buffet" was broken up before Sheetar could have her feast, with many people dying in the police and the Tutman brothers crossfire. The last time she was seen was hoping into the passenger seat of a red corvette. The man or Sheetar were never seen again.

Dude Sheetar fucked me for an hour after eating the flesh off my bitch virgin girlfriend.

by Jack Carrol September 28, 2009

three sheeter

A referral to the dean's office. Coined due to the three sheets of carbon paper they are written on. One goes to the dean for his or her records, another to the teacher who wrote you up, and the last to your parent or guardian.

Mitchell: My dog Tre cursed out his teacher and she ended up writing him up and giving him the ol' three sheeter.

by Dd_NY November 11, 2009

mc-sheethan

A combo of "massive smash" and "Shizer" A turd that is so large normal English can do it no justice, thus the butchering of the Scottish language. Other combos inlcude mc-fizenberg and shizer-mcnuggen-fife.

I ate a whole can of oat meal then drank a gallon of coffee. I let the atom bomb in my intestine solidify, then took a mc-sheethan so big, there was a birth certificate in the toilet.

by tb2_nola January 4, 2010

Sheat Shmear

The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...

I went to use the rest room and was forced to try a stall on another floor to avoid cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet.

by Elisecruz May 1, 2010

seestore

A pair of sisters, each being the other's seestore, but going beyond the common bond of sharing the same DNA and family vacations. A seestore is irreplaceable, your best friend, a person who will always be there for you, and is/will be your maid of honor.

Life is better when my seestore is around.

by ~Nilla July 29, 2011

Sheet shark

A sheet shark is a girl who sneaks under the bed sheets while your sleeping and performs surprise oral sex on you

Omg dude my girl surprised me this morning by sheet sharking me , best bj ever.

by jsjdw June 10, 2016