Shelley Regner

The cuddliest southern-belle with dance moves that could rival Beyonce. Has literally been there the whole time as Ashley Jones in the Pitch Perfect movie franchise. Likes her coffee black, but is a sucker for a splash of hazelnut creamer. She is the best bear-hugger in the entire universe and will choose dogs over people any day.

I can recall that the best hug I ever received was from Shelley Regner.

by ShelleyBeans July 10, 2018

Zomb Shelter

(n.) a safe haven for the living in a land of depraved people that have the wrong idea of how to give head

y'all will be up in the house in your shitty zombie fort and I'll have porn and a lifetime of beer on tap in my zomb shelter

by pleasedammit August 7, 2015

ms.sellers

A language arts teacher at heritage that everybody seems to hate even though she gives us really easy work

Ms.Sellers:someone who your not sure is actually qualified to be a teacher

Student:"what's for today Ms.Sellers?"
Teacher:"today we will learn objective and subjective writings"
Student: "I think your on the wrong grade hall"

by 1m_0nly_try1ng_t0_h3lp April 27, 2017

Crotch-sheltering

Used in some circles, mainly among stoners as The act of clumsily holding things between your thighs in close proximity to your crotch and trying not to drop them, while both you're hands are pre-occupied, usually with a bong and a lighter or a bag of Tostitos. This is fairly common when ones too high to understand that maybe the table next to them or even simply the floor is a more logical means of security for breakable items. When ones too stoned to remember that they're crotch-sheltering anything at all, or that they even put anything between their legs in the first place, this may result in something either crushing or dropping. That is how you break a bong. OR it can be used to call out someone either hogging the bong and not using it, or a bag of chips without eating it, while holding these things between their thighs.

Person 1: *finished bong hit* "person 2, I have the munchies, toss me the chips"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*

Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*

Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams May 22, 2018

System Seller

A game that is so damn good that you go out of your way to buy an entire console for the sole purpose of playing that game.

Spiderman is such a system seller, but I'm so broke.

by RashHD June 11, 2020

Biggest Seller

When someone sells big time. To lose a opportunity when it is right in front of them. When they throw a win. (Usually happens with a mf named Zack or David)

Zack is the biggest seller. He lost the gulags and is bottom frag.

by Asianbv November 8, 2021

filly seller

1. The opposite of a silly feller
2. A seller of filly

Are you a silly feller or a filly seller

by heinous peinous February 3, 2023