shanghai

The honourable, graceful city which is soon going to outpace New York. Its quality of education , especially in junior and senior high schools, is unparalleled. And behold, this will pay off later on.

Guy A: Some people believe that China in 21st century will be analogous to the Germany of the late 19th century.
Guy B: Yeah, and Shanghai is the new Prussia.

by onthetopo January 10, 2005

Shanghai American School

A nice, prestigious private school for westerners in Shanghai, China. It's a good school, surprisingly. The school is enormous, as it teaches pre-school to 12th grade. The work is hard, but the teachers are nice.

The girls are somewhat whoreish, and the guys are douchebags, as always. Most of the kids there are super rich because their dad's job planted them in China.

Shanghai American School has random fun days, such as Black Plague Day, Pompeii Day, etc. It's a good place to be.

Expat: Do you go to SMIC?

Kid: No, I go to Shanghai American School!

Expat: Oh that's a good school! :)

by cjrox03 October 1, 2011

Shanghai noodle

When a male unzips his pants fly and sticks his hand in his pants letting two fingers stick out of his fly. A female then lowers her vagina on the males fingers and together they move up and down stimulating the females vagina. (This may also be done between two girls, or a with a man being stimulated through his asshole. Usually referred to as other names like for a homosexual couple "Chocolate pronging")

Dude, did you Shanghai noodle that girl last night?

by ButtseckPanther October 26, 2010

Shanghai Booger

While one is having coitus with an individual and one sticks a finger in their behind; this motion is swiftly followed by removing said finger from the behind and jamming it up the recipients nose. The move is called such as it takes something from the other side of the world to a place it is not from.

My partner doesn't want to have anal sex since they don't like the smell. I gave them a Shanghai Booger to get them used to it.

by TheFuckingColonel July 28, 2017

shankhadip

A male Indian name. These boys are the sweetest, and may be introverted at first. But when you get them to open up they are the most charming, funniest people out there. They have a big heart and are secret softies. They are extremely talented academically and artistically, but very modest and humble about it.

Person 1: Hey, who's that boy who's so wondeful?
Person 2: Oh, that's Shankhadip!

by rain2828 November 28, 2020

Shanghai Bludgeon

After having sexual intercourse with a girl while wearing a condom, you go into the bathroom as if to wash up, but instead you shit in the used condom so it becomes a tightly packed discipline tool. Then come charging out of the bathroom with your semen-fecal stuffed weapon, and beat the girl until the condom breaks, and the fluids run all over her face and into her mouth.

Elaine was so dirty, that after he did her, he shanghai bludgeoned her so hard that she still has shit in her wounds.

by xx425prate December 7, 2006

Shanghai Gut Punch

The act of ejaculating into the mouth of your partner during sex, then punching them in the stomach afterwards so they throw up all of the sperm that they just swallowed.

Billy: I got up to some dirty shit last night with that hooker man.
Andy: What do you mean?
Billy: I gave her a Shanghai Gut Punch
Andy: You sick fuck

by Southbound Soul November 26, 2013